Kinect Hack Slaps World's Most Jiggly Boobs on Anyone

Tom Goldman

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Kinect Hack Slaps World's Most Jiggly Boobs on Anyone


Thanks to a new hack, Kinect users can now be the proud owners of some very jiggly protrusions.

Did you think the jiggle-free Kinect boob hack [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105582-Kinect-Hack-Roundup-Robots-Mario-Kart-and-Boobs] of 2010 would be the end of motion-based breast control? No my friends, it was only the beginning, because with a new hack shown off on YouTube you can actually be the boobs.

And those boobs are jiggly, so jiggly. YouTube's RichWhitehouse has posted up this video of a Kinect hack he calls "extreme boobie jiggling" that uses the 3D model of Ivy from Soul Calibur [http://www.amazon.com/Soul-Calibur-IV-Playstation-3/dp/B000ZK7ZMQ] to demonstrate its potential. A Kinect user's movements are mimicked by Ivy onscreen through skeletal tracking, and Ivy's breasts use a very specific physics simulation to ... well just watch for yourself.

RichWhitehouse admits that his hack uses "high bounce and barely-existent gravity factors" for Ivy's boobs to create something that is more amusing than realistic. The boobs even interact with the model itself as the demonstrator slaps them around. Good lord.

I'm nearly appalled by the effort that had to go into something like this. Sure, it's entertaining, but seriously? I guess it's just an example of how humans really like boobs. Combine this hack with the upcoming Kinect porn games [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106259-Microsoft-Ready-to-Crush-Kinect-Porn-Game], and we'd have something really special on our hands. I'm pretty sure it's stuff like this that keeps the aliens from bringing us to the utopia of the universe, but hey, at least it's funny right?

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RatRace123

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Hee hee boobs.
What? Not all posts in this thread have to be serious and intellectual.
 

Armored Prayer

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GOOD LORD! That actually freaked the hell out of me.

And now that I think about it, I can see Japan interested in using this tech of their "games."
 

Boneasse

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*Sigh* - Well I guess this is fine as long as it's just a hack.

If it gets published, the real trouble starts.
 

Sixcess

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That is one of the least erotic things I have seen in my life.

Seriously, it looks like a broken robot mannequin trying to shake off two flesh coloured alien... um... things.
 
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Daystar Clarion said:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...
Because they're the only ones with the technical know-how to make the stuff.

ZING!

*ahem*

Not surprised. At all. T'was only a matter of time.
 

Fearzone

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I'm still waiting for the hack that runs the Kinect on the PS3. But this will tie me over for a couple days.
 

Sylveria

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Aliens love boobs to, thats why they keep abducting fat rednecks. They really need to figure out that girls have them to and they're much nicer.
 

10BIT

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