I summon the Nazgul, and with them come Sauron's full body contact chamber orchestra.
Armed with vile bows and elfskin timponies, a brass section consisting mainly of knuckles and a whole legion of the thrice-dreaded Orcish Arseflute!
yes, wherever the Nazgul attempt to sneak, the SFBCCO are there, playing Mozart's little known piece, Symphony for Loud, Unsubtle Bastards!
I play an Orcish Arseflute at you
refference to The Unfinished Spelling Errors of Bolkien