Kittenize Your Photos With CatPaint

Andy Chalk

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Kittenize Your Photos With CatPaint


Are your photographs suffering from a distinct lack of cats? Then you need CatPaint, a new iPhone [http://www.apple.com/iphone/] app that lets you quickly and easily integrate all the super-cute little kitties into your photos that you could possibly want.

Problem: Not enough cats. Solution: More cats! But say you don't want the responsibility, aggravation and destroyed personal property that comes with owning more than zero real-life cats. What do you do? You download CatPaint, a new app for the iPhone that gives you all the cuteness of a clowder without any of the bloodshed, murder and loud, violent sex on the kitchen floor in the middle of the freakin' night that comes with the real thing.

It's so simple to use, even a dog lover could do it. Just open the cleverly designed litter box drawer, tap on one of the many kitties inside to select it and then tap somewhere on the screen to insert it into your photo. Make a mistake? Shake the iPhone gently to erase one cat, or a whole bunch to make them all disappear! For added amusement, the program also generates a range of meows, yowls and (I'm guessing here) that adorable gagging, yakking noise that means you're about to discover a big wet surprise beside the couch.

It's that easy! In no time at all, you'll be sending your newly kittenized photos off to friends and family, who will no doubt be thrilled to receive them. So get started today at catpaint.info [http://catpaint.info/]!


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Neesa

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...now that's a useful application. And by useful, I mean no, not really. I guess the developers of this application has a lot of time on their hands, or they're that creepy old lady in the house with 100 cats. With 50 of them named after all the states in the USA.
 

Gigano

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Just what I needed, my life has meaning at last, I am complete!

Is there anything that can't be sold anymore? Are we now a species who will labour away to pay for the "Kittenization" of our photos of that labour?

(seriously, I'm quite indifferent to this, only mildly amused that it exist)
 

hazabaza1

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Caaaaaaaaaats.
Now to find some decent picture to 'graffikit.'
Yeah, I suck.
 

nolongerhere

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Yeah. Cats make everything better. [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/7/]

But there is such a thing as too much [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/10/] of a good thing.
 

Amnestic

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I guess that still has the number of useful iPhone apps at about a dozen. No change there.

[sub]Yes I'm quoting ENN.[/sub]
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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Truly, that is a compelling reason to purchase an iPhone if I ever saw one. /sarcasm

Certainly an amusing concept though!
 

Simalacrum

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[HEADING=1]ZOMG[/HEADING]

as an avid kitteh fan, I MUST have this app!

Also, Andy, considering your avatar your giving this news is highly ironic :p
 

Onyx Oblivion

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theflyingpeanut said:
Yeah. Cats make everything better. [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/7/]

But there is such a thing as too much [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/10/] of a good thing.
Oh my god. How did you know just what comics those were?

PA doesn't make it easy to hunt for a specific comic unless you know the title.
 

IrrelevantTangent

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Andy Chalk said:
But say you don't want the responsibility, aggravation and destroyed personal property that comes with owning more than zero real-life cats. What do you do? You download CatPaint, a new app for the iPhone that gives you all the cuteness of a clowder without any of the bloodshed, murder and loud, violent sex on the kitchen floor in the middle of the freakin' night that comes with the real thing.
Bread Eggs Milk Squick [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreadEggsMilkSquick], anyone? Huh. Must be in a troping mood today.

Anyway, this is certainly adorable. But then, all things with kittehs are! Too bad I don't have an iPhone, though, otherwise I'd get this for sure.
 

orangebandguy

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Cats make everything awesome, I'll probably be smiling for ages now I think everything suffers from a distinct lack of cats.
 
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I have only one thing to say and that is: Why?!?!?!

I mean seriously if anyone knows why the hell this exists I would like to know. I mean do people actually download this junk?

Sorry that was more like 2 things.
 

Lenny Magic

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Become that crazy Cat person without even buying one single can of whiskers :p