Last words before death

Cherry Cola

Your daddy, your Rock'n'Rolla
Jun 26, 2009
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"I'll show those douchebags there's no harm in sticking a fork in the toaster!"
 

Eldarion

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Sep 30, 2009
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"I love you"

As I die in the arms of my lover.......I'm a romantic guy, shut up.
 

Necator15

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Depends on how I'm about to die. If it's of natural causes it'd be something like "I love you all, but please go away before I shit myself"

If I'm getting shot at it would be: "You bastard, you shot me... Now go away before I void my bowels and die"
 

Furious Styles

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Jul 10, 2010
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"In death, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine!"

or

"Don't... don't take me to a black doctor!" (Family Guy reference, not racist)
 

TheNumber1Zero

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"Well this was a bad idea"

Then again, what I'll probably say would go something like

"Eugh... ehhgh... Blagh.."
*Flatline is heard*

Of course if I'm in a good mood at the time, I might start singing a song, probably something like

"Always look on the bright side of Death..."