My mind is now blown!
Clearly, I must sue the Escapist for posting this news article, for they should have known my mind would be blown by it.
Now I have severe damages; dry cleaning costs for my chair, new flooring (you won't BELIEVE how hard it is to get brain matter off most surfaces!), a new outfit and many, many surgeries to get my head back into pre-blown shape.
Clearly, I must sue the Escapist for posting this news article, for they should have known my mind would be blown by it.
Now I have severe damages; dry cleaning costs for my chair, new flooring (you won't BELIEVE how hard it is to get brain matter off most surfaces!), a new outfit and many, many surgeries to get my head back into pre-blown shape.