Keane Ng said:
So if Valve wants to make this game legal to sell in Australia, they'll have to well, basically remove the melee weapons and anything and everything violent in the game. And while the idea of a pacifist zombie survival game certainly is intriguing, I doubt it's going to happen.
Design amendments for Left 4 Dead 2: Australia Edition.
(Or: how to change a bunch of censors into a national embarrassment on the world stage)
Replace all zombies with ugly Christmas jumper wearing AMINICULT* employees.
Replace all zombie noise sound effects with kittens meowing.
Replace all gunfire sound effects with snippets of the Australian national anthem.
Replace all explosion noises with the words "Waltzing Mathilda."
Remove all blood. Not so much as one nose bleed in the game.
Include publicly available contact data for public representatives and details of the responsibilities of Australia's Office of Film and Literature Classification.
Sell it worldwide via Steam as a 1 map multiplayer game for $0.49 AUS. Perhaps try and get in touch with the producers of "Team America: World Police" for cross marketing opportunities.
(*Australia Ministry of Culture)
MEOW MEOW. They're in for it now.