Left 4 Dead 2 Boomer Plush Vomits Children to Sleep

[The Rogue Wolf]

To echo the title of today's LRR... whiskey tango foxtrot?!

It looks like the second one is the Witch, the fourth is the Smoker and the fifth is the Tank, but the third... I dunno. Still, as much as I love L4D, fifty bucks is a bit too much scratch for even the cutest little bundle of bile.

D'awww, who's a wittle Boomer? You are, yes you are!

Squeez him extra tight to make happy come out of him, then all his friends will come to give you hugs!

I laughed.

 

[silver wolf009]

Holy god i want!

 

[dalek sec]

It's really cute but I just can't commit to shelling out $50 for it. Like it was said before, maybe if it was life sized or really big I might buy it but right now it's just too much.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Doesn't look ANYTHING like the boomer

 

[Danpascooch]

Very awesome.

But it's about $25 worth of awesome, not $50 worth of awesome

 

[Zeetchmen]

50 bucks? I'll pass...

 

[Trivun]

I just want to see a Witch plush toy. Mainly because I find the Witch to be bizzarely cute and smexy . No, that 'm' wasn't a typo.

Does that make me weird...?

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Witch, Tank, Hunter, Smoker.

I think I'd get the Witch, if I had a burning desire to get rid of money. That's probably not a good thing actually.

 

[dalek sec]

I just want to see a Witch plush toy. Mainly because I find the Witch to be bizzarely cute and smexy . No, that 'm' wasn't a typo.

Does that make me weird...?

Not really, just expect an email from Slaanesh in the near future good sir.

I understand what you mean but the whole "trying to kill me" bit she does is a total mood killer for me.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I'm personally waiting to see the hunter and the smoker ones, they are definitely my 2 favorite special infected out of the bunch.
Though, I wish they would have the sample sounds of the toy, I really couldn't think of 10 distinct sounds each of the special infected make.
Also, is it just me or does the witch's silhouette seem to have obscenely long arms.

The toys are based on the holiday cards they did a a while back. The witch had long arms every time they do things using that art style. Now just let me see if I dig them up...

Spoiler: Here they are

Anyway;

And I think that the other two are the hunter and the smoker, judging by the shape.

 

[Fiskmasen]

And all of a sudden the question of what I should get my cousin was answered. I'm pretty sure my aunt will kill me though.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I think the Witch and Hunter will definitely be cuter considering they're the least uh, gooey.

 

[DividedUnity]

A bit pricy. Ill skip it and just buy some games instead

 

[Dogterdoom]

Looks cool, if it weren't for the fact it'd kill my bank account i might be tempted to go for a collection

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

That's so awesome. The tank should be life sized so that you can cuddle up in its massive form. I laugh just thinking about it.

It looks like the other ones are a witch, tank, and a smoker. I can't figure out the last one. I'm thinking jockey or hunter, hard to tell.

 

[Nifty]

I just want to see a Witch plush toy. Mainly because I find the Witch to be bizzarely cute and smexy . No, that 'm' wasn't a typo.

Does that make me weird...?

Crying, half naked women do it for me too. I do love a victim.

 

[Spiner909]

$50!? $50!?!?!!!!!

What the hell!? I hope they don't sell one unit.

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

Sounds fun.

I think there should also be a Bill action doll, a Coach branded chocolate bar, and a Witch makeup kit!

I can't wait for the Tank though.

Don't think too hard about Zoey merchandise... <.<

hmmmm, so many nerds would want a life size zoey blow up doll... seeing that they already made a zoey based porn.... this world has gone to hell in a hand basket

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

I just want to see a Witch plush toy. Mainly because I find the Witch to be bizzarely cute and smexy . No, that 'm' wasn't a typo.

Does that make me weird...?

Crying, half naked women do it for me too. I do love a victim.

kinky??? oh well, we all have a way to "float our boat" so to speak

 

[HarmanSmith]

The Witch is the most huggable, but the phrases would all be screaming. Picture it: you hug your new Witch doll, it lets out a piercing scream, and everybody bursts in thinking someone is being raped. Definitely lulz-worthy, but I don't want to risk the suspicious glances from people.