Left 4 Dead (PC) Steam Stats. NOBODY has killed 53,595 zombies yet....pathetic!

ElArabDeMagnifico

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-and the zombies? They haven't even gotten "Lamb 2 Slaughter" [http://www.steampowered.com/status/l4d/]

I'm not one to go on about achievements but it's cool to see the stats of the entire community. It does say 0.3% beat all campaigns on expert (and survived) but I'm calling bullshit on that. Tons of people have beat them, just not in one sitting. Also I think that "Outbreak" one is a viral achievement, you pass it on in versus...which means 51% of the people have been attacked by zombies! Gah! They will kill us all!

Achievement name % of players
DRAG AND DROP
Rescue a Survivor from a Smoker's tongue before he takes damage. 74.5%

BRAIN SALAD
Make 100 headshot kills. 71.3%

TONGUE TWISTER
Kill a Smoker who has grabbed you with his tongue. 71.1%

BLIND LUCK
You or another Survivor take no damage after being vomited on by a Boomer. 69.2%

PYROTECHNICIAN
Blow up 20 Infected in a single explosion. 65.2%

MY BODYGUARD
Protect any Survivor from an attacking Infected 50 times. 63.6%

TANKBUSTERS
Kill a Tank without it dealing any damage to a Survivor. 61.2%

NO SMOKING SECTION
Kill 10 Smokers as they are pulling helpless Survivors. 60.6%

HERO CLOSET
Rescue a Survivor trapped in a closet. 57.6%

HUNTER PUNTER
Shove a Hunter off of a pinned and helpless Survivor. 57.4%

101 CREMATIONS
Set 101 Infected on fire. 54.5%

TOWERING INFERNO
Light a Tank with a Molotov. 52.6%

OUTBREAK
Catch a rare strain of infection, then pass it on to someone else. 51%

WITCH HUNTER
Kill a Witch without any Survivor taking damage from her. 46.6%

GROUND COVER
Save another Survivor from a Special Infected while on the ground. 44%

SPINAL TAP
Kill an Infected with a single blow from behind. 42.9%

DEAD STOP
Punch a Hunter as he is pouncing. 41%

BURN THE WITCH
Light a Witch with a Molotov. 40.5%

NO-ONE LEFT BEHIND
Beat a campaign with all 4 Survivors. 38.8%

DOUBLE JUMP
Pounce two different Survivors on one life as a Hunter. 34.3%

JUMP SHOT
Headshot a Hunter while he's leaping. 34.2%

MERCY KILLER
Survive the No Mercy campaign. 31.9%

TOLL COLLECTOR
Survive the Death Toll campaign. 29.2%

DEAD BARON
Survive the Dead Air campaign. 27.4%

CLEAN KILL
Shove a Boomer and then kill him without him splashing on anyone. 26.1%

CHAIN SMOKER
Constrict two Survivors on one life as a Smoker. 26.1%

DEAD GIVEAWAY
Heal a fellow Survivor when your own health is below 10. 26%

GRIM REAPER
Survive the Blood Harvest campaign. 21.7%

HELPING HAND
Revive 50 incapacitated Survivors. 19.4%

BACK 2 HELP
Leave a safe room to save an incapped teammate and bring them back safely. 18%

BIG DRAG
Drag a Survivor 100 feet with your tongue as a Smoker. 17.9%

PHARM-ASSIST
Give pain pills to 10 Survivors. 17.8%

DEAD WRECKENING
Dole out 5000 total Survivor damage as a Special Infected. 14.7%

STAND TALL
Survive a campaign without being incapacitated.C 13.5%

FIELD MEDIC
Heal 25 Survivors with a first aid kit. 11.7%

BARF BAGGED
Cover four Survivors with Boomer bile at once. 8.8%

All 4 Dead
Kill all four Survivors on one life as a Tank. 6.2%

DO NOT DISTURB
Sneak past all Witches in a campaign without disturbing one. 5.9%

AKIMBO ASSASSIN
Survive an entire campaign using only pistols. 5.4%

CR0WND
Kill a Witch with a single headshot. 3.9%

ZOMBICIDAL MANIAC
Survive any campaign on Expert. 2.7%

MAN VS TANK
Single-handedly kill a Tank. 2.3%

UNBREAKABLE
Finish a campaign without ever using a first aid kit on yourself. 2.3%

UNTOUCHABLES
No Survivors take damage after contacting the rescue vehicle. 0.8%

STOMACH UPSET
All Survivors complete a campaign without being vomited on. 0.7%

SAFETY FIRST
Play an entire campaign with no Survivors taking friendly fire damage. 0.6%

RED MIST
Kill 1000 Infected with a mounted machine gun. 0.6%

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?
Survive all campaigns on Expert. 0.3%

NOTHING SPECIAL
Survive a campaign with no Survivors taking damage from Special Infected. 0.3%

ZOMBIE GENOCIDEST
Kill 53,595 Infected. 0%

LAMB 2 SLAUGHTER
As an Infected, incap a Survivor who has entered and left a safe room. 0%

So...anyone part of the "Lamb 2 Slaughter" club?
 

Singing Gremlin

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ElArabDeMagnifico said:
needausername said:
ElArabDeMagnifico said:
ZOMBIE GENOCIDEST
Kill 53,595 Infected. 0%
Is that like an in game joke, or is it just a really specific number?
In-game joke. Someone wrote "I killed 53,595" on the wall in a safe room.
It's also one more zombie kill than the Dead Rising Zombie Genocide achievement.
 
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Hey guys: Genocide achievement is parody of a Dead Rising achievement for killing 53,594 zombies, which was the population of the town you were in. So it's like, 'you killed 53,594? I killed 54,595!'

Very clever, Valve.

Edit: Ninja or something. But I explained it better.
 

Iaspis

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How do you get the cr0wned achievement? I shot the witch in the head with a sniper rifle while stealthing but she didn't fall and attacked me.
 

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Iaspis said:
How do you get the cr0wned achievement? I shot the witch in the head with a sniper rifle while stealthing but she didn't fall and attacked me.
Set the game to easy or just wait for a special infected to beat on her first. I know someone who did it on expert with a pistol.
 

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TsunamiWombat said:
Iaspis said:
How do you get the cr0wned achievement? I shot the witch in the head with a sniper rifle while stealthing but she didn't fall and attacked me.
Set the game to easy or just wait for a special infected to beat on her first. I know someone who did it on expert with a pistol.
Surely you mean you know someone who claims to have done that!
 

Not Good

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I'd like to see the man who killed 53,595 people and say "Good job, now what are you going to do?"

Speaking of the Dead Rising Achievement, has anyone ever achieved it?
 

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Not Good said:
I'd like to see the man who killed 53,595 people and say "Good job, now what are you going to do?"

Speaking of the Dead Rising Achievement, has anyone ever achieved it?
I managed it, through use of the vans in the maintenance tunnels. It's not really hard, and only worth doing to get the real megabuster.

EDIT: I also have the Lamb 2 Slaughter achievement on the 360, in response to the OP.

I'm finished bragging about achievements now. Honest.
 

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inu-kun said:
I could understand killing 5000 enemies, but more than 50k?! fuck them, the spartans in 300 killed less, and it should take a huge sum of time, And what is it with this random number? why not just 50,000?
I've only done each campaign once and I've killed over 2,000 zombies. 5,000 zombies wouldn't be a thing.