Life is like a ___

[walkingdead127]

Life is like an airplane, I don't know why it just is.

 

[Rigs83]

Life is like an endless grind of tedium and apathy punctuated by ever fleeting moments of pure bliss and, far too often, unmitigated bouts of horror and violence that scar you forever.

Well if your poor and brown in America anyway.

 

[nicholaxxx]

DAMMIT so many people have said it:

life is like a box of chocolates DX damn ninjas

 

[Sacman]

Life is like a prostitute, you only get what u want if you got the money and in the end u might wake up tied to a bed in a dirty motel with ur wallet missing...

 

[Zacharine]

Life is like jogging with a common cold; You wheeze, cough and sneeze through it as best as you can, never really getting to a good rythm or speed. In the end you decide 'What the heck' and give up on the spot. No cure has yet been found, despite continued research.

 

[Undercover]

Life is like a box of bad analogies.

Damn! You beat me to it...

 

[Stoic raptor]

life is like an addictive drug, you cant get enough of it, and it runs out faster than you want it to end.

I'm seeing double, four Souplexes! But this can't be I am the real Souplex, shoot him!

i saw this picture and i liked it.
dont worry i have been planning to change it with my own pic
tommarow it shall be different

 

[C.E.M]

life is a hannah montana concert you went to go see hannah montana but you just see miley sirus wearing a wig

 

[NotAPie]

Life is like Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing,
It sucks.

 

[Deleric]

Life is like a Platypus.

Fucking weird.

 

[Insanum]

Death is like the choppaaaah, your going to get to it.

 

[LilGherkin]

Life is like a Guy Ritchie movie. It's a bunch of intersecting stories.

 

[lacktheknack]

Life is like Creme Brulee, there isn't anywhere NEAR enough, and what's there is not worth the money.

 

[Skeleon]

Spoiler: Live is Life! Nununununuh!

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Life is like a box of chocolates, it gets stale and melts if you try to touch it.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Life is a garden. Once you take the time to weed out the bad you are left with beautiful
flowers that you can enjoy.

I came up with that a while ago and wrote it down because I liked it. I'm glad it came to good use.

 

[Theophenes]

Life is like a cheesy '70s-era Kung-fu film. It's pretty fun and awesome if you have the sense not to take it too seriously and just enjoy it for what it is. Also, it has people whose hair is more powerful and deadly than you shall ever be sometimes.

 

[ShogunGino]

Life is like a *****. Learn to take it like one.

 

[Duh]

life is like an LSD infused make your own adventure book where the choices are fractions of infinitely looping fractals DUDE.

"suposed to be tripy and not make any REAL sense"

 

[Mozared]

I like good ol' Limp Bizkit's take on this and will say "Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through". Because it's true.