Link Rips Out Real Hearts in Secret Mortal Kombat Fatality

[Tom Goldman]

Link Rips Out Real Hearts in Secret Mortal Kombat Fatality


A video of unlikely characters performing secret Mortal Kombat fatalities has been discovered.

Fighting fans are getting Mortal Kombat [http://www.amazon.com/Mortal-Kombat-Xbox-360/dp/B002I0J998/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1302487809&sr=8-2] fever again now that the series is coming back to punch our heads off with a new version. Amongst that fever has arisen a video of secret character auditions that was hidden from the public for too long. Today, we get to see what could have been.

Machinima uncovered the video which features retro characters such as Pac-Man, Link, Mario, Toad from NBA Jam [http://www.amazon.com/Mario-Kart-Wii-Wheel-Nintendo/dp/B000XJNTNS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1302486665&sr=1-1] guy. These typically happy customers aren't their normal selves in the video, though.

Pac-Man wakka-wakkas his way through Kano's intestines. NBA Jam guy rips off Scorpion's head and dunks it for 2 points. Mario forces Stryker to eat mushrooms until he nearly explodes, and then spin jumps on him to finish the job.

The best two are definitely Link's and Toad's. Link truly adds to his hearts by taking the heart right out of Nightwolf. Meanwhile, Toad sends Mileena running on a track while he fires off a red shell to knock her down, and then he turfs her with his kart.

The video is a good look at the type of Mortal Kombat game we would have were there any justice in the world. As it stands, I doubt Nintendo vs. Mortal Kombat is going to happen in an official capacity, ever. Link's newfound taste for blood will have to be satiated elsewhere.

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[Gottesstrafe]

What, no Battletoads?

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I was instantly reminded of this. lol

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Like I need to get even more hyped for Mortal Kombat. Argh.

Still, that Pac Man fatality was pure brilliance.

 

[Tomo Stryker]

That Pacman one totally put the others to shame. Although that Mario kill was completely original. Who would have thought, that taking to many shrooms would kill you?

 

[Scars Unseen]

Now we just need a Duke Nukem fatality where the opponent dies of old age waiting for Duke to show up.

 

[Da Joz]

That was pretty damn funny

 

[Avatar Roku]

Ok, the Item Get music for Link's really made me laugh.

 

[Klagermeister]

Mario's was my fave. I actually didn't see it coming.

 

[The Night Shade]

Freaking Awesome

 

[Skops]

meh, no different than all the other "fan fatalities" videos you see on Youtube and Newgrounds.. diffence being they had to put effort into the Mario Kart view. A+ on that btw, expertly done.

 

[Deef]

You do realize that these are fan-made fakes right? By the same people who made the Rejected Fatalities series?

 

[Dfskelleton]

Fake? Yes.
Stupid? Yes.
Extremely Awesome? YES.
My skull is about to explode in anticipation for this new MK. It looks awesome.

 

[philcelery]

I have to admit these were a lot funnier than these kinds of things typically are. Pacman did set the bar a little high for the rest that followed though.

 

[thelonewolf266]

The Pacman one was definitely my favourite.Personally I think it would be a better game if Pacman was a playable character.

 

[gphjr14]

They missed a great chance for yoshi to jerk someone's head off with his tounge.

 

[Swaki]

Wow, most of these are awesome, but the pacman one is disgusting, he was eating poo, that's to much for me.