- Dec 11, 2009
Are you trying to break my mind??The Lugz said:i think the only way to get a film this unspeakably terrible and terrifying would be to create an alternate reality film where the matrix had an inception dream state with transformers in itGraham_LRR said:A Warning
Be afraid, be very afraid.
for no real reason other than you could have layers of cg and lens flare so thick you bankrupt the entire us. and even then, it would need to be written by jeremy clarkson, directed by michael bay, bought out and subsequently ( inevitably ) re-cut by george lucas, narrated by jonathan ross and have
adam sandler and wil wheaton playing the lead good and bad roles
kristen stewart should be moping in a random corner, for extra emo cred
and, ofcourse it would be shot on a random sony handy-cam someone had for gritty realism
my god, that would be a bad movie.
Excuse me, I must douse myself in mind bleach now.
I love how nutty and hilarious Paul's writing can be... But combine it with Andy and you have a work of comedic art.
Loved the part where he abruptly changed tac to promote the concessions stand! I was in stitches!