In my case, unfortunately, knowledge trumps the funny. So many people have claimed that the NASA Moon Landings were faked, but the astronauts left behind a reflector on the Moon that you can use to bounce a laser signal off of and thus, prove the moon is there/still there/and we landed on it. Damn my logical brain, damaging the funny.
EZEKIEL 14:38 EZEKIEL 14:38 THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS A MOON AND NO MATTER WHAT SOME IVORY TOWER SCIENTIST WHO IS PROBABLY A GAY PEDOPHILE SAYS I'M NOT GOING TO TURN MY BACK ON THE ONE TRUE GOD WHO DECLARED THAT HE MADE THE MOON IN THE SAME DAY THAT HE MADE THE STARS AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE SKY. THE BIBLE IS THE COMPLETELY INFALLIBLE WORD OF GOD THAT WAS WRITTEN BY HIS GOD-HANDS IN MODERN ENGLISH AND ANYONE WHO DENIES THE EXISTENCE OF THE MOON WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER. EZEKIEL 14:38 EZEKIEL 14:38
*Disclaimer: if you were offended by this, know that I'm a Christian and learn to take a damn joke*
Oh, of course. Why didn't we see it? It's all obvious now. Tides are merely the daily migration of water-families, while solar eclipses are actually just when we happen to be facing the Dark Side of the Sun. You know, that one with the giant sun-spot.
Wow, Canadians making an obscure Australian political reference about fluoride. Now I've seen everything.
"[Science] will come up and prove previous reports wrong"