Ooh! I got another one!"I have lost faith in humanity". Back in the old days of this site.
Just be thankful you're not in my job. There's a discussion for everything. I have entire weeks pretty much burned to the ground with "discussions". On the bright side, some are occasionally constructive."We need to have a discussion about this" or "there needs to be a discussion about this".
It always seems to lead to the kind of discussions where you're not actually allowed to say anything.
I'm not racist, but"I'm not a [insert type of bigot or other dickishness], but ..."
Hot tip, if you don't want to come off as whatever you claim not to be, don't preface it like this. Also, don't follow it up with something that is whatever you claim not to be. Which is 9+ out of 10 what happens whenever someone does this.
People don't seem to realize that every generation has their quirks and views. The free market is supposed to change and adapt to new situations."Millennials are ruining -insert industry/thing-"