Make a wish, grant a wish. (an evil wish)

[Azraellod]

granted, but it is mince flavored.

i wish i had a pet candle.

 

[Azraellod]

granted. except now this has been posted, something has changed.

i wish everyone would die in the next 5 seconds including me.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

granted, but he shows you this by raping you.

i wish i was a fish.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

granted, but he ends up annoying the hell out of you.

i wish pararaptor was a fish

 

[DougNotDougie]

You did but because of your short-term memory loss you forgot it.

I wish it was i who invented the computer!

 

[COR 2000]

You're not as interesting as Bill Gates, so therefore, you gain no attention nor credit(And I'm aware, Gates didn't invent the computer, per se but still, just play along...)

I want some old forums revived!

 

[Disaster Button]

Granted: All the Halo threads are magically revived!
EVERY LAST ONE.

I wish Bon Scott was still alive.

Granted, he is now a Zombie.

I wish I had a steaming cup of frothy Hot Chocolate.

 

[Sam G]

One steaming cup of frothy hot chocolate coming up. Whoops, there goes my thumb! I'll just fish it out... 'kay, here you go!

I wish Final Fantasy 10 had a world map.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

Granted , but you have to draw it yourself

I wish all the morons dropped dead

 

[RedDiablo]

Unfortunately, you're one of them.

I wish I had a BLT now.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Granted. You are now fat.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted, but it's all been smoked by now.

I wish for a new film to watch.