Make The Internet Smell (Or Stink) However You Want

[Tortilla the Hun]

I wonder what Zero Punctuation smells like?

Spoiler: WARNING: Contains Profanity

I imagine it smells like, and I quote, "piss poo dangly shit arse fuck wee....Fuck **** willy willy wank piss mung". Either that or a used, double-cunted prostitute in heat.

 

[Phishfood]

Ads with sound annoy me enough, this makes me think we are going to be getting ads with smell next. "Buy a big mac *sprays mcdonalds smell*"

I wonder what Zero Punctuation smells like?

Does that mean i can record my farts? Then keep a record?

I rectum you could.

That's just being fecesious.

You're all a bunch of farts!

Too far?

Damit Cleril you ruined the whole thing you stinker! You're the the Uwe Bowel of this thread!

I'm, I'm, I'm smelly!

Now you've hit rock bottom

captcha: ripartie soup - oddly appropriate I would say

 

[Doom972]

Does that mean i can record my farts? Then keep a record?

I rectum you could.

That's just being fecesious.

you are all terrible, and funny. Stop it immediately.

On topic: I really have no desire for this, like at ALL. Was there a call for this? A great need?

We never asked for this.

OT: People here seem to think that it generates smells on its own, but as I understand it, it just uses smells you input (using a perfume, or a piece of fruit for example), when you want it to.

 

[Unesh52]

I thought it was kind of cool when I read the title, but then I realized that it's basically just one of those Glade air fresheners, but instead of a timer, it has software that activates it when something happens on your computer. That's not impressive, or new, or useful. It's dumb. And smelly. Smelly and dumb.

 

[Susan Arendt]

I was actually thinking about a similar idea for gaming. Bring in another sense. Although all you'd smell in most games is cordite, smoke, and blood. Still would be kind of cool, although I doubt it'd be as great an idea as I imagine it to be.

Haven't you ever played Earthbound? It came with a scratch and sniff card.

 

[DTWolfwood]

The world of tomorrow is finally here! What a momentous occasion! I must sip champagne while wearing a top hat and monocles!

 

[William Dickbringer]

Other than that, I wonder what YouTube, Google, and Fanfiction.net smell like.

I don't know how The Big G & FF.net smell, nor do I want to know.

And when one considers the fact that Youtube is "where the poop is"...

~TOM<3

I imagine it to be smoke remember where there's smokes they pinch back either that or toast...or dinner one of those things

 

[Angelous Wang]

*Removed* Double post.

 

[Angelous Wang]

*Parent walks into room*
*Teenager close porn quick*
*Parent smells room*

"What did I tell you about watching porn? your grounded".

I love technology.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

No, bad. Bad idea! Do not let this technology get advanced. EVER! Just imagine the smell of reddit: BO, pizza, cheetos, and procrastination. Not to mention /b. I'd be very suspect of any website that offered this feature that ostensibly doesn't sell flowers of perfumes...

EDIT: Say, hypothetically speaking, if I were to visit a site dedicated to pot...uhm, yes, what would this thing do?

 

[Micalas]

The internet reeks of cum and burning corpses.

That made me laugh so much harder than it should have.

 

[emeraldrafael]

So wait... you set your own smells to sites, rather than sites setting smells?

so you're paying fora really expensive and unnecessary air freshener?

Fantastic.

 

[RatRace123]

That's... interesting I guess. Still, I wonder what the internet as a whole smells like.
I'm gonna guess crotch, yeah crotch seems about right.

 

[Dargocitfer]

For a moment there, I was transported back in time...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISmell

Back when everything computer peripheral had to have an "I" in front of it...

 

[Slayer_2]

I was actually thinking about a similar idea for gaming. Bring in another sense. Although all you'd smell in most games is cordite, smoke, and blood. Still would be kind of cool, although I doubt it'd be as great an idea as I imagine it to be.

Haven't you ever played Earthbound? It came with a scratch and sniff card.

Can't say I've ever even heard of it. From the name, I assume it doesn't involve manly US marines shooting up Russians.

 

[Vie]

Digisent iSmell did it in 2001.

And it flopped back then too.

[Edit, Blasted Ninjas]

 

[camsha]

so if you get a cold or anything else that would plug up your nose you would have wasted a lot of money. just a thought.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

The pranking potential with a machine like this is priceless...