Male Gamers?

Kinguendo

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JezebelinHell said:
Firetaffer said:
Also,
Balls of GTFO.
Cock or GTFO. Balls seem a bit boring. Am I the ONLY ONE that thinks that way? ;)
How are balls boring? You can read the wrinkles and tell someones future!

OT: I am laughing at the few people who complete missed the point of this thread.
 

Realitycrash

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I'm a gamer, but I drink alcohol and can have actually covnersations with the opposite sex

..So, I guess I'm not welcome here.
 

MasterChief892039

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JezebelinHell said:
Firetaffer said:
Also,
Balls of GTFO.
Cock or GTFO. Balls seem a bit boring. Am I the ONLY ONE that thinks that way? ;)
Balls are full of win man, what are you talking about?

...Though that's not to say that cocks aren't equally as fun. Luckily for us they all come in one convenient package, so it's not like you gotta choose.
 

PayneTrayne

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Wow! You're just trying to draw attention to yourself because you're a guy that games! Such a gorram attention whore. /lulz

Man, fuggin' great thread. You get an internet cookie.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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THIS THREAD IS SO SHOCKING AND OUT THERE
...not.
I'm one, yeah.
[sup]You people have become rather predictable...[/sup]
 

Aethren

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MasochisticMuse said:
[small]Is this really the impression you want to give her about us? That's we're snarky assholes?[/small]
Wait...We're not? Crap, better let Yahtzee know.
 

MasterChief892039

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Aethren said:
MasochisticMuse said:
[small]Is this really the impression you want to give her about us? That's we're snarky assholes?[/small]
Wait...We're not? Crap, better let Yahtzee know.
Yahtzee hardly attacks individual users. He's an honest game reviewer, not a forum bully.
 

JezebelinHell

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Kinguendo said:
How are balls boring? You can read the wrinkles and tell someones future!
OH! So that is what I am supposed to be doing with them while I am down there! Dammit someone should write all this down so I know! ;)

MasochisticMuse said:
Balls are full of win man, what are you talking about?
Though that's not to say that cocks aren't equally as fun. Luckily for us they all come in one convenient package, so it's not like you gotta choose.
But, the win only comes out of them through the cock, which is why it is at least the more fun part. Actually, it is the MOST fun part. The attractive legal convenient packages are sometimes hard to find.
I know, I am so picky.
 

IronicBeet

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Man, I HATE when girls try to hit on me online! Oh yeah, if anyone wants to add me my Steam ID is xSexxxyyGamerBoyyx. I'm not very good so go easy on me! xD :3
 

IronicBeet

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Yureina said:
Oh cool. A troll thread. Wonder how this will go...

And... no, I don't fit in this category. Sorry. I'll leave now! :eek:
Ugh, you FEMALE gamers are so sexist! And you wonder why us guys stay away from you when we're playing online!
 

sam42ification

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JezebelinHell said:
Kinguendo said:
How are balls boring? You can read the wrinkles and tell someones future!
OH! So that is what I am supposed to be doing with them while I am down there! Dammit someone should write all this down so I know! ;)

MasochisticMuse said:
Balls are full of win man, what are you talking about?
Though that's not to say that cocks aren't equally as fun. Luckily for us they all come in one convenient package, so it's not like you gotta choose.
But, the win only comes out of them through the cock, which is why it is at least the more fun part. Actually, it is the MOST fun part. The attractive legal convenient packages are sometimes hard to find.
I know, I am so picky.
I agree cock is the best part. They do come in a convenient package but you can't fit both in your mouth so you do have to decide. Plus unless you just had a shower balls get swety wear the cock stays nice. also cock is tastier.
 

MasterChief892039

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JezebelinHell said:
MasochisticMuse said:
Balls are full of win man, what are you talking about?
Though that's not to say that cocks aren't equally as fun. Luckily for us they all come in one convenient package, so it's not like you gotta choose.
But, the win only comes out of them through the cock, which is why it is at least the more fun part. Actually, it is the MOST fun part. The attractive legal convenient packages are sometimes hard to find.
I know, I am so picky.
Iunno man, I think balls serve the same function for chicks as tits do for guys[footnote]excuse my heteronormative framing[/footnote] in that it's endlessly entertaining to jiggle them around. It's also infinitely enjoyable for the male they're attached to, which is a plus, because we all know how much guys complain if you ignore the balls.

I do have to admit that there's more you can do with a cock though. At the very least I assume we can both agree that the whole situation down there is pleasing, regardless of what specific piece of equipment you decide to focus on.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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Aethren said:
MasochisticMuse said:
[small]Is this really the impression you want to give her about us? That's we're snarky assholes?[/small]
Wait...We're not? Crap, better let Yahtzee know.
Being a snarky asshole is nothing to be proud of. Why attack a new user?
 

Savagezion

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JezebelinHell said:
Kinguendo said:
How are balls boring? You can read the wrinkles and tell someones future!
OH! So that is what I am supposed to be doing with them while I am down there! Dammit someone should write all this down so I know! ;)
I teach in hands on in-home courses on... what is tonight? Tuesday nights. (I am busy Monday.)
 

Geo Da Sponge

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MasochisticMuse said:
JezebelinHell said:
MasochisticMuse said:
Balls are full of win man, what are you talking about?
Though that's not to say that cocks aren't equally as fun. Luckily for us they all come in one convenient package, so it's not like you gotta choose.
But, the win only comes out of them through the cock, which is why it is at least the more fun part. Actually, it is the MOST fun part. The attractive legal convenient packages are sometimes hard to find.
I know, I am so picky.
Iunno man, I think balls serve the same function as tits in that it's endlessly entertaining to jiggle them around. It's also infinitely enjoyable for the male they're attached to, which is a plus, because we all know how much guys complain if you ignore the balls.

I do have to admit that there's more you can do with a cock though.
Well this thread has undergone a disturbing derail.
 

Kinguendo

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JezebelinHell said:
Kinguendo said:
How are balls boring? You can read the wrinkles and tell someones future!
OH! So that is what I am supposed to be doing with them while I am down there! Dammit someone should write all this down so I know! ;)
Then who knows what information you have missed and what catastrophes you have avoided... for example, just this morning my balls told me to remeber to buy milk and bread.
 

Veldaroth

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I'm sorry, this is all I could think about.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find an Alot of games, so have this instead since I know we all love our video games:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html