Male Gamers?

DP155ToneZone

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JezebelinHell said:
MasochisticMuse said:
Iunno man, I think balls serve the same function for chicks as tits do for guys[footnote]excuse my heteronormative framing[/footnote] in that it's endlessly entertaining to jiggle them around. It's also infinitely enjoyable for the male they're attached to, which is a plus, because we all know how much guys complain if you ignore the balls.

I do have to admit that there's more you can do with a cock though. At the very least I assume we can both agree that the whole situation down there is pleasing, regardless of what specific piece of equipment you decide to focus on.
Some don't appreciate jiggling, they get a bit paranoid. Other things seem to be fine though. They get attention they just aren't the main course.
Can't there be ONE discussion of males on the internet that doesn't end in blatant sex talk?

Men are not objects.

This is why we don't go online.
 

Hister

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Everyone knows that there are no older males that play games, anyone claiming to be so is actually just an 18 year old soroirity chick trying to perv on older men........ :p
 

Klepa

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Listen everyone.

I'm a GUY GAMER. That's right, so much for the notion of internet not having guys.

Please.. please.. No random friend requests, I won't accept them. I know you're all anxious to get a piece of me, but that's not the way I roll. I probably won't post in this thread anymore, especially if other GUY GAMERs emerge, because then I wouldn't be getting all of the attention.
 

JezebelinHell

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DP155ToneZone said:
Can't there be ONE discussion of males on the internet that doesn't end in blatant sex talk?

Men are not objects.

This is why we don't go online.
Oh noes, we are creating a hostile gaming environment!
Take off those shoes and get back to the kitchen man! I want a sammich and a Dr. Pepper! :mad:
 

sam42ification

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JezebelinHell said:
sam42ification said:
I agree cock is the best part. They do come in a convenient package but you can't fit both in your mouth so you do have to decide. Plus unless you just had a shower balls get swety wear the cock stays nice. also cock is tastier.
Umm, prefer it all to be freshly showered when possible. And sometimes you can carefully fit both depending on sizes.

Yea, this is a huge derail of the snarky thread. haha.
Yes it is nice when it is all showered but every time i've had gay sex it's been random and spontanius. and a guy who can fit both his dick and balls into your mouth is a guy not worth sucking off. Yeah we should really get back to the point. sure it's a bit mean to the new girl but she has to learn some day.
 

JezebelinHell

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Hister said:
Everyone knows that there are no older males that play games, anyone claiming to be so is actually just an 18 year old soroirity chick trying to perv on older men........ :p
So, come here often? I never perv on older men but you could be my first... Oh wait, I should have just friended you out of the blue along with a dozen or so other guys so you could feel like a random piece of meat on a dating site. Dang, I fail at this. :(
 

DP155ToneZone

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JezebelinHell said:
Oh noes, we are creating a hostile gaming environment!
Take off those shoes and get back to the kitchen man! I want a sammich and a Dr. Pepper! :mad:
You're just as bad as the women on Steam: bullies, the lot of them.

I have to keep my Steam picture as Leela from Futurama or else I get inundated with PM's and Porn-sprays.

Don't even get me started on the marriage proposals!
 

Trolldor

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I kept making dirty jokes to a gamer until he outed as a guy.
I kept making dirty jokes.
His girlfriend wasn't too happy.
 

Mr_Rogers

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Bobbity said:
I dunno... gaming is pretty much dominated by females these days.
I think we should stick together and make lots and lots of threads asking other people if they're like us, because that's obviously the best thing to do in this situation :p
QFT
Thank God, I'm not the only one!
When I wanted to go to LAN parties I had to stuff a bra, shave my legs, put up a pony tail and "adjust the furniture" so it was clearly out of view, just so I wasn't picked on for being the only male!
 

Bobbity

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Mr_Rogers said:
Bobbity said:
I dunno... gaming is pretty much dominated by females these days.
I think we should stick together and make lots and lots of threads asking other people if they're like us, because that's obviously the best thing to do in this situation :p
QFT
Thank God, I'm not the only one!
When I wanted to go to LAN parties I had to stuff a bra, shave my legs, put up a pony tail and "adjust the furniture" so it was clearly out of view, just so I wasn't picked on for being the only male!
Thank you very muchly for being the only person on this entire page not to talk about sex, and for giving me a hell of a laugh.
1+ internet, to you sir.

Seriously though, can we please at least spoiler this conversation. It's getting somewhat out of hand, and I don't really want the mods to jump on an otherwise amusing thread.
 

JezebelinHell

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DP155ToneZone said:
JezebelinHell said:
Oh noes, we are creating a hostile gaming environment!
Take off those shoes and get back to the kitchen man! I want a sammich and a Dr. Pepper! :mad:
You're just as bad as the women on Steam: bullies, the lot of them.

I have to keep my Steam picture as Leela from Futurama or else I get inundated with PM's and Porn-sprays.

Don't even get me started on the marriage proposals!
Well if you guys didn't use such obviously attention seeking sexual names then maybe you wouldn't get all that attention. Seriously, you are just asking for it. I mean, DP155ToneZone? Come on, we all know what that means.
 

JezebelinHell

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Bobbity said:
Thank you very muchly for being the only person on this entire page not to talk about sex, and for giving me a hell of a laugh.
1+ internet, to you sir.

Seriously though, can we please at least spoiler this conversation. It's getting somewhat out of hand, and I don't really want the mods to jump on an otherwise amusing thread.
Actually, there are several other comments on this page that were not about sex. And several posts were spoilered. Only 2 I can see that weren't. The other is about fortune telling, not sex.
 

DP155ToneZone

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JezebelinHell said:
Well if you guys didn't use such obviously attention seeking sexual names then maybe you wouldn't get all that attention. Seriously, you are just asking for it. I mean, DP155ToneZone? Come on, we all know what that means.
You wouldn't believe, but having TONEZONE as my username gets me fewer "BALLS OR GTFO" messages than any other username.

Girls are only interested in one thing!
 

JezebelinHell

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DP155ToneZone said:
You wouldn't believe, but having TONEZONE as my username gets me fewer "BALLS OR GTFO" messages than any other username.

Girls are only interested in one thing!
Once again I have to say it isn't about the balls.
What is it with you guys and sticking your balls out in order to get attention and get your way all the time? Then you complain when a girl looks at them. Geez... How are we supposed to know what you want?
 

Bobbity

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JezebelinHell said:
Bobbity said:
Thank you very muchly for being the only person on this entire page not to talk about sex, and for giving me a hell of a laugh.
1+ internet, to you sir.

Seriously though, can we please at least spoiler this conversation. It's getting somewhat out of hand, and I don't really want the mods to jump on an otherwise amusing thread.
Actually, there are several other comments on this page that were not about sex. And several posts were spoilered. Only 2 I can see that weren't. The other is about fortune telling, not sex.
Actually, you're right. It's late at night here, I'm pretty tired, and it seemed like more. Maybe I should go to sleep now, rather than spout nonsense. o_O
 

JezebelinHell

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Bobbity said:
JezebelinHell said:
Bobbity said:
Thank you very muchly for being the only person on this entire page not to talk about sex, and for giving me a hell of a laugh.
1+ internet, to you sir.

Seriously though, can we please at least spoiler this conversation. It's getting somewhat out of hand, and I don't really want the mods to jump on an otherwise amusing thread.
Actually, there are several other comments on this page that were not about sex. And several posts were spoilered. Only 2 I can see that weren't. The other is about fortune telling, not sex.
Actually, you're right. It's late at night here, I'm pretty tired, and it seemed like more. Maybe I should go to sleep now, rather than spout nonsense. o_O
Hey, I took Ambien over 4 hours ago and you see what that has led me to for the night. No where near sleeping and in the morning I am going to be wondering WTF? I was doing all night and find all these posts at some point. >.<
 

Aethren

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MasochisticMuse said:
Yahtzee hardly attacks individual users. He's an honest game reviewer, not a forum bully.
And I am? This was hardly an attack thread. :(