Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Demonjazz]

I fire the polar bear launcher at knife "That one is from the Golden Compass

 

[Zepherus14]

"MORE BUBBLES!!" I shout as I fire another wave at demon and Knife.

 

[Demonjazz]

Going to sleep guys bye

 

[Knife-28]

"Haha!" I say to Zeph, "Your bubbles are ineffective against my googles!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I creep up on Zeph and butcher him with my bread knives.

 

[Demonjazz]

I come in "hello anybody home"

 

[Zepherus14]

I Sneak up behind demon and stuff the bubble machine into his windpipe. "I'd say. 'It's time to wash that dirty mouth of your's.' but you didn't say anything bad. Oh well..." I shrug.

 

[Demonjazz]

I yank it out of my throat and launch a polar bear at you

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn next to Eric. "Yes, of course they are." I says, before snapping my fingers and causing Erics hands to dissappear.

 

[Demonjazz]

hhmm the old mall fight I remember was updated every minute or so what happened

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I spawn in a Mattress store. I proceed to make a fort out of all the mattresses and declare myself king of the mattresses!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find the mattress store. "Hello?" I yell. I put on my Royal Trilby (a black trilby with a crown sellotaped to it).

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I peek out of the fort. "Hello! That's a nice trilby!" I say.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Those are very nice mattresses. Can I come in?" I grin.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

"...Do you have a criminal record?" I raise an eyebrow.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Shut up Eric." I say. "No, I don't. GAH!" I yelp as the balls start firing.
I run over to the mattress fort and start defending it with my baseball bat.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hit a few baseballs at Eric's face, then take some more mattresses and pillows to make a bunker.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I hide in my fort to not get hit by the incoming balls.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shuffle my mattress bunker back to the fort and slide into it. "Hello." I say.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

"Welcome to the fort! Make yourself at home." I keep guard for incoming balls.