Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Knife-28]

I abandon DJ DEnM in my matress boat, then try to ram Over's canoe with the arcade cabinet boat.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I climb into the canoe. "ONWARDS, for Destiny!" I declare, pointing my rake at a strip club announcing the new dancer named Destiny in neon.
"Knife! Come with us!" I yell. "Or I lobotomise you."

 

[Knife-28]

Unfortulenty, the strip club floods, drownign all inside and polluting the waters with dirty lingerie. Meanwhile, I ram the canoe while Trilby and Over are distacted.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I jump from my boat and stab Knife with my Arcade sword. I retake my boat.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in 'Billy Bobs Boating Bonanza' and steal a motorboat, which I then use to run over DJ DEnM.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I respawn in the nearby maintenance hall where I find a drain. I unplug the drain so the mall stops flooding. I then shoot Knife with my Token gun.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Dies and respawns. "I'LL GET YOU!"

I start chasing Over frantically while waving my arcade sword

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn and hit DJ DenM over the head with a box.
A box filled with poision lobsters that is.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I respawn and trap Knife in a cage. Which I proceed to weld to the floor. "Get out of that!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I paddle along after Over.
And by that, I mean I drag the canoe along the ground with the paddle.

 

[The Night Angel]

I give Knife a knife, now he has a way out..... not a good one though.

 

[Knife-28]

"Thank you kindly good sir." I say to Night Angle, committing Sepuku and respawning next to the cage. I then return his knife to it's propor place, his chest.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I start mining in the nearby rock climbing wall. I break through and...lava comes out. I burn to death.

 

[The Night Angel]

I then remove the knife from my chest, and before bleeding out, I use it to slit Knife's backstabbing throat

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in an electronics store, and set about building a fort with all the computer casings.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I paddle up to Knife. "Soup broth." I say.

 

[Knife-28]

"Soup broth tea you brew." I respond to Trilby, before activating the automated CD cannon on my fort, which starts firing upon him and his boat.

 

[MammothBlade]

*throws frag grenade*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I paddle away at low speed.
Incredibly low.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I steal Trilby's boat, kill him and plant the French flag in the boat. Then I make a fort with it.

((Also, fuck yea forts.))