Man Googles Himself, Finds He's Wanted for Murder

[copycatalyst]

Sometimes a sandwich is more important then ones life in my humble opinion. You know what I mean.

What's that sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!

 

[Verlander]

I google myself and I find.... myself. As I have a website, and a pretty original name

 

[Eliam_Dar]

Interesting, the only result I get while googling me is facebook, and apparently I am the only one. Weird, my name is not really original.

 

[E-Penguin]

Thats funny. I gotta try the Google self and feeling lucky since i never have.

Using first and last Full Name i get something about someone who is a Economic researcher. I shall try again with middle name and everything.

With middle initial it goes to a site with plenty of pictures of tombstones.

That doesn't sound promising.

 

[Snotnarok]

Would have been bad had he not caught it and only found out when a officer was holding a gun to his head.

 

[shadyh8er]

Truer words were never spoken, Mr. Garcia. It's not a sandwich, it's somebody's life.

This was referenced in the last thread I posted in! And here I was thinking it was a Team Fortress 2 reference. (nom nom nom).

I can only imagine the memes. OH! I know! You know that scene from The Elephant Man where he proclaims his humanity to an angry mob?

Original Line: "I am NOT an animal! I...am...a man!"

Meme'd line: "I am NOT a SANDWICH! I...am...a man!"

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Whoops! Well to be fair everybody makes mistakes

 

[TilMorrow]

Okay googling mah name....

Comes up with my escapist profile. Thought it would.

"Iz Sandwich, Iz Somebodys Life"
or
"IZ NOT SANDWICH, IZ LIFE"

Can't wait for someone to start comparing life to sandwiches.

 

[EmeraldGreen]

...apparently there's someone in FL who plays basketball with my name. That's actually fairly creepy, since I have a super uncommon last name. o.o

My surname's extremely rare too, so all the Google hits for my name used to be about me. Recently, however, I have apparently joined a swimming club. And even won a race or too. Go me! (I have to say, it looks great next to the hits about my academic achievements, programming geekery and involvement with the theatre. Makes me look quite the Renaissance (wo)man. If only I really were that person!)

 

[Comic Sans]

The first page is my Facebook, my MySpace, and people who are my friends on Facebook and MySpace. Damn, nothing exciting.

 

[timmytom1]

A quick google reveals a bloke at portsmouth uni and....A nazi lieutenant for some reason.

Looks like it`s time to ask mum and dad some difficult questions...

 

[Savrill]

When I google my name, I get results from archery contests...I did that a few years back

 

[Mimssy]

I'm not in the least bit shocked that Polk County would do something that dumb. Gotta love my home state...

 

[silasbufu]

So you DID google yourself for no reason! You pathetic little man

 

[Cameron Sours]

Brazil anyone?

edit: Mainly I Google my SSN etc, not my name.

 

[Freemon]

Its not a sandvich! it's somebody's life!

[http://img254.imageshack.us/i/somebodyslifememecopy.jpg/]

 

[Joe Deadman]

Heh I just get my facebook page and... an obituary? 0_o
Also the obituary is only from the next city over.

But yeah glad he got it sorted out.