Man Sues Porn Star for Not Being His Twitter Buddy

The Funslinger

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anthony87 said:
Aoi Sora? Sweet, looks like I have another name to add to the fap bank.

OT: This is just sad. Like......"marrying your owning a love pillow" levels of sad.
Fixed that for you.
 

The Funslinger

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antipunt said:
I love how as many Vid Names as possible were listed out XD
First rule of journalism: show your work. And in a story like this, you can't resist!

Hell, I bet he didn't even have to do any research to find those. He'll have just taken a moment before deleting his browser history.
 

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Blablahb said:
Who, like me, read the headline, and clicked it thinking "Oh, America..." and found out after that this was about Japan?
Yes, the land known for having nothing wierd at all in it, right?;-)
Yes but there are different types of weird.

Japanese weird is the crazy kind of weird. The kind of weird that you get a good laugh out of.

American weird is the stupid kind of weird. The kind of weird that makes you face-palm over and over again.
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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The world is full of idiots, but this guy takes the crown for this month at least.

captcha: thank you

You're welcome.
 

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MetallicaRulez0 said:
FargoDog said:
TheBobmus said:
I feel like John had too much fun researching as many names of her adult films as possible to put in this article...
And now I must research them too. To validate the article's accurate filmography listings.

Yes.
The first thing I did after reading this was look her name up on a rather unscrupulous search engine... for research purposes, of course. >.>
And who's to say it is really her in those movies? For all we know, she's just leeching off someone's fame. We must be sure of this...for the sake of fairness and truth. >______>;
 

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Isalan said:
I look forward to the day when the default action for any slight (both real and imagined) is to sue people. It will make war a lot less dangerous, if considerably more exspensive.
It IS the Morporkian way, ain't it?

Morporkia! Morporkia!
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it's due...
 

Chairman Miaow

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1) What the hell is wrong with the names of those movies....

2) Great Firewall of China, seriously?
 

Isalan

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TheCaptain said:
Isalan said:
I look forward to the day when the default action for any slight (both real and imagined) is to sue people. It will make war a lot less dangerous, if considerably more exspensive.
It IS the Morporkian way, ain't it?

Morporkia! Morporkia!
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it's due...
Don't point that halberd at me! That's my halberd! And take off my helmet when I'm yelling at you, peasant!
 

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Marik2 said:
Caramel Frappe said:
I really don't know how to feel. This is really sad, but at the same time I can .. somewhat, slightly understand why the guy would feel this way. Yet he's handling it all wrong- if you want to impress a lady, don't just spam her on Twitter. Send her stuff by mail and say you're just grateful for what she does (though in this case I might not consider going with that but.. who knows?)
This is hilarious beyond words. This guy is basically suing her for not replying back to his stalking XD

And here I thought the whole suing-for-ridculous-things was an American thing
Yeah...me too...

Anyone else immediatly think of this or is this just me?
 

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