"Manliest" Moment in Gaming

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Warning, it's kind of nasty and deals with potty stuff.

Alright, I live in a suite in my college dorm. My shower is not the behind the same door as the toilet. Last night, I had the shower running and suddenly really had to go to the bathroom. That's obvious, use the shower. However, I also really wanted to play Doom RPG, so I decided, "Screw it, I'm doing it!" I dug my phone out of my pants, stood at the foot of the shower and performed possibly my favorite period of gaming ever! It felt so awesome that I did it again this morning.

What could be more "manly" than arcing into the shower while gibbing demons on your cell phone?

What about you? What was your "manliest" moment in gaming? Keep in mind, this is kind of tongue in cheek, so I don't want to hear about that time you went 8 billion and 0 in COD, however, that time you went 0 and 8 billion as "some kind of anti-war protest," that I do want to hear about.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Probably the time I ran through Half Life 2 with only MY FISTS.

Thank god for crowbar reskins.

 

[Hazy]

The manliest moment ever.
Yes, you saw that correctly - Sabin just suplexed A TRAIN.
[HEADING=1]AND THE TRAIN LOST[/HEADING]

 

[Marter]

The manliest moment ever.
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I just played through that battle. That was pretty manly, if not a tad bit overleveled.

OT: Beating entire games with only starter weapons. Makes me feel good inside.

 

[oppp7]

Beating the Elite 4 with my eyes closed in Platinum. Not the whole thing in one go but 1 at a time.

 

[Marter]

Beating the Elite 4 with my eyes closed in Platinum. Not the whole thing in one go but 1 at a time.

That can't have been too hard. Spamming "A" is enough to get you through. Unless you were doing a low-level run, in which case I congratulate you.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Spoiler: Gears of War 2 Spoilers

I lol at the people who still think it was supposed to be a battle... the whole point of that section was to have a nice relaxing awesome time killing hundreds of locusts and then shooting a giant yellow brumak with a laser, but everyone was like "END BOSS WAS TOO EASY." It's not a boss. Isn't a boss supposed to... you know, fight back?

That can't have been too hard. Spamming "A" is enough to get you through. Unless you were doing a low-level run, in which case I congratulate you.

Seriously... On Platinum, I know the order of all of them and which ones they will send out when I have a certain one out and everything. Huzzah for powerleveling with an Exp. Share!

 

[oppp7]

Beating the Elite 4 with my eyes closed in Platinum. Not the whole thing in one go but 1 at a time.

That can't have been too hard. Spamming "A" is enough to get you through. Unless you were doing a low-level run, in which case I congratulate you.

Actually I memorized the exact Pokemon they sent out compared to mine, where mine were in the party, where my Pokemon's abilities were, and what to use them against. I could probably have just spammed A, but my version was cooler.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Uh when I was playing Fight Night Round 4. Mano-e-Mano with Muhammad Ali, and I knocked him out in the first round with 2 punches. 1 punch to stagger him, and 1 haymaker punch to end his night. Feels good man....

 

[Marter]

Beating the Elite 4 with my eyes closed in Platinum. Not the whole thing in one go but 1 at a time.

That can't have been too hard. Spamming "A" is enough to get you through. Unless you were doing a low-level run, in which case I congratulate you.

Actually I memorized the exact Pokemon they sent out compared to mine, where mine were in the party, where my Pokemon's abilities were, and what to use them against. I could probably have just spammed A, but my version was cooler.

Alright, then good on you.

I still don't think it would be that hard, but to each their own.

 

[Red-Link]

Yes, you saw that correctly - Sabin just suplexed

That was... AWESOME.

 

[Zing]

Every time I call in a nuke. ;D

 

[oppp7]

Beating the Elite 4 with my eyes closed in Platinum. Not the whole thing in one go but 1 at a time.

That can't have been too hard. Spamming "A" is enough to get you through. Unless you were doing a low-level run, in which case I congratulate you.

Actually I memorized the exact Pokemon they sent out compared to mine, where mine were in the party, where my Pokemon's abilities were, and what to use them against. I could probably have just spammed A, but my version was cooler.

Alright, then good on you.

I still don't think it would be that hard, but to each their own.

We're talking about video games... How the Hell would this turn out manly?

 

[Marter]

Beating the Elite 4 with my eyes closed in Platinum. Not the whole thing in one go but 1 at a time.

That can't have been too hard. Spamming "A" is enough to get you through. Unless you were doing a low-level run, in which case I congratulate you.

Actually I memorized the exact Pokemon they sent out compared to mine, where mine were in the party, where my Pokemon's abilities were, and what to use them against. I could probably have just spammed A, but my version was cooler.

Alright, then good on you.

I still don't think it would be that hard, but to each their own.

We're talking about video games... How the Hell would this turn out manly?

Only real men play Pokemon. That is how.

 

[King Kupofried]

Used the Shadowbox Gesture on Deviljho in Monster Hunter Tri.
Essentially meaning I punched a T-rex, got the sucker right in the nose. (and then he eated me.)

 

[The Great JT]

The creation of SAXTON HALE!!, the manliest character in video game history. So manly is he that his name can only be spelled with capital letters and two exclamation points.

 

[mexicola]

The creation of SAXTON HALE!!, the manliest character in video game history. So manly is he that his name can only be spelled with capital letters and two exclamation points.

Pfft, says you. I can say s-s-SAXTON HALE!!

Damn he's good.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

The manliest moment ever.
Yes, you saw that correctly - Sabin just suplexed A TRAIN.
[HEADING=1]AND THE TRAIN LOST[/HEADING]

But...train always wins!

OT: Beating down a room full of pseudo crackpots and cult members using a tremendous hammer and an elbow tackle, without taking any damage.

(ZenoClash)

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Anything in either Evil Dead game. Bruce fucking Campbell cannot be beat.

Sorry, MY manliest moment in gaming . . . probably beating my friend in The Warriors while we beat the shit out of each other in real life. He won the game, but I almost broke his nose.

 

[typhado]

Surely dynasty warriors where the average person marches through entire armies of soldiers in a single battle has gotta have some manly moments.

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