Mass Effect 2: Drunk Shepherd (and other funny incidents)

[PoliceBox63]

In Dark Star on the Citadel you can order drink from the Turian bartender. You ask for the strongest drink and can keep drinking it. After 3 the bartender, with amusing dialogue, pours some Batarian ale. Then as a drunk Commander Shepherd asks for "anuzzer drink in the thing you pour it into" he's given a Krogan Liquor. You pass out and wake up on the ground in the toilets with a Turian at the urinal looking at you in disgust I love these funny moments in ME2. Any other funny moments you've had or just good experinces? Comment below...

 

[Karlaxx]

Inb4 Shephard PUNCH!!!

OT: ^

She deserved it.

 

[Awake-]

I didn't know that could happen. Cool.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Charge....

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I love this game.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

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These contain most of the best moments.

 

[thegrimfandango]

Ha! I'll have to try that, I didn't know you could drink to the point of passing out, I just noticed the wobbly screen drunk effect after a particularly strong shot. I about peed my pants when you drink the ice brandy with the doctor on the normandy though - my femshep and her both slouched on their chairs, slurring about the good old days. Then Shepard gets up to a wobbly, fuzzy screen, and you see the doc passed out on one of the patient beds.

 

[PoliceBox63]

Hah! I just had two more drink related incidents where I noticed new things. Kasumi's room has a bar that you can mix drinks in. Chakwa's brandy toast results in her fast asleep on one of the beds and you stumbling around the ship :L :L fuck, I love this game so much

EDIT: [HEADING=3]Why has it taken me 3 playthroughs to find out that there's a bathroom in Shepherd's quarters :O [/HEADING]

 

[MasterChief892039]

OT: Wtf? I did this as female Shepard, but after my third drink the dialogue reset and I never got the batarian or krogan drinks. Is this a maleshep-only scene, and if so... why? lol

Also...

Spoiler

I love Mordin. He's so cute.

Edit: Ninja'd be above user. Should have known.

 

[MarsProbe]

Not officially part of the game really, but this had me laughing:


Spoilers for a certain squadmates romance conclusion, just so you know.

 

[PoliceBox63]

Not officially part of the game really, but this had me laughing:

Fixed for you.