If Lord of the Rings had an ending like Mass Effect 3, just as Frodo was about to through the ring into the lava a magical fairy would appear. The magical fairy would explain to Frodo that it controls Sauron and it created the ring so no other magical ring could be made because some other evil person might create a ring and dominate Middle Earth.goliath6711 said:It doesn't matter if he saw the ending yet or not. Just hearing the demand for an author to change the ending of their story because people didn't like it is enough to show how stupid a request it is.Pandabearparade said:You admitted that you haven't finished the game, so you have no idea what the ending is. Seems like that would be relevant to how "ludicrous" this demand is.Andy Chalk said:I think your demand for a Mass Effect 3 rewrite is beyond ludicrous,
The fairy would continue it's dialog and tell Frodo that destroying the ring would kill all the orcs, but it would also kill all the elves and all the dwarfs, magic would cease to exist and Mount Doom would blow up half the world and the land would break and his former fellowship including Samwise, no matter where they are would end up on the same island somehow. Oh and the fairy casually mentions Frodo would die as well because he received magical healing when he was stabbed by the Wraith's dagger.
But the fairy isn't done. The fairy obviously disdains that solution so the Fairy gives Frodo another option. The fairy tells Frodo he just has to put on the ring and now he magically controls all the orcs and Sauron. Oh but if he puts on the ring Mount Doom would blow up half the world and the land would break apart, but this time rather than the typical red lava, it would be blue magical lava. Oh and his former fellowship including Samwise, no matter where they are would end up on the same island as the first option.
But the fairy has one more option. Frodo can take the magic ring and jump into Mount Doom killing himself. This will cause everything to become half orc and peace and prosperity for all eternity happens. And yes Mount Doom still blows up, but now green lava, and his fellowship, Samwise included, magically appears on the island still.
/the end
How mad do you think Tolkien's fans would have been?