Mass effect gets hi-res tex- wait...zomg Tali's face!

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Versuvius

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Don't do game romances. Tali is pretty cool. But then, i'm a Legion and Zaeed fan.

HEAR THAT BIOWARE?! ZAEED AND LEGION!
 

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Canadish said:
Bioware didn't have the money to hire back Mordin or Miranda's voice actor.
Yvonne Strahovski is under a non-disclosure agreement not to tell people she is or is not in Mass Effect 3. Meaning... she is under contract.

Mordin Solus's voice actor was doing a lot of voice work for SWTOR. For someone bioware 'doesn't have the money to hire back', seems to still be doing current work for them.
 

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Irridium said:
Canadish said:
Not going to start a whole thread on this, but I figured I'd post it here, as it is Mass Effect related.



IGN Girrrrrl Gamer is now a ship mate in Mass Effect 3.

Good to know that IGN's review will be wholly fair and completely unbiased.

Also, consider the following:

Bioware didn't have the money to hire back Mordin or Miranda's voice actor.
But they DID make money to hire IGN's poster girl.
Classy act from Bioware, as always.....
Is it just me, or does her face look ... off? It's in uncanny valley territory for me. The same with Miranda's face.

Just looks... ugh.
You are not alone brah, Miranda is what we call in the Dutch Eastern dialects A PLORK which is an acronym for: a Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop translated it would be something like Beautiful body, incredibly ugly muck.
In allot of scenes she reminds me of someone suffering from Down syndrome
I dont understand how that happened though, the actress that Miranda was copied from is one beautiful woman, maybe bioware has to hire different people for the scanning.


I like Tali as a crewmate with an interesting background and fun personality, never as a love interest +when there are no bots around she slows things down by having crappy skills in ME2.

My favorite squadmembers in me1 are mid-high level Kaidan and Liara not for the personalities but for general lols to be had using lift, throw and singularity making most enemies encountered a joke on insanity.

The only crew member in me2 that i almost always take everywhere is Miranda, overload, warp and boosting my damage on top of that is a solid choice for insanity runs.
Although i am growing fond of running Kazumi besides her as a solid damage dealer using her shadowstrike vs all protection types.
 
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Canadish said:
And I bring you Exhibit B:


All this is odd, since Bioware CAN make good faces. I mean, look at Jack. They managed to pull off a "crying face" with her without plunging her into the uncanny valley. And they even managed to pull of the "almost crying face" with her. Something I still believe they pulled off through wizardry.


Bioware can do faces. Guess they just need to stop trying to make the in-game characters look like their real-life counterparts.
 
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Irridium said:
Canadish said:
And I bring you Exhibit B:


All this is odd, since Bioware CAN make good faces. I mean, look at Jack. They managed to pull off a "crying face" with her without plunging her into the uncanny valley. And they even managed to pull of the "almost crying face" with her. Something I still believe they pulled off through wizardry.


Bioware can do faces. Guess they just need to stop trying to make the in-game characters look like their real-life counterparts.
I think the biggest mistake they make, is trying to make characters modeled after real people. It just doesn't translate very well.
 

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Canadish said:
Yvonne Strahovksi is back? You don't happen to remember where you saw that confirmed do you?
The leaked script suggested otherwise. Though an amendment could be possible.
I can't link you (I've long lost it) but I believe they said Mordin's voice actor is officially changed in a Twitter/Forum post after getting bugged about it.
Here you go. [http://ea.gamespress.com/release.asp?i=1716]

Also, Michael Beattie did a lot of work on The Old Republic, so I don't see a reason for him NOT to return.
 

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I Max95 said:
i like Tali as a character, she's my main romance option, followed closely by Liara, but apparently that makes me in the minority on this thread.
Actually, I too, loved Tali's character from the first game onward.

She has great dialog, an interest that is more "independent" than the other female NPCs [sub](less blatant than Liara or Ashley...both of whom I feel comes across as pandering rather than as a strong character)[/sub] and she acts as a window into one of the more interesting cultures in the Mass Effect universe.
 

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xvbones said:
(Samara. Samara is the answer. Because she is feared, respected, honored, can rip open a bulkhead with her mind and handle a fucking assault rifle. *starryeyes*)
Definitely. Oh and also for being an incredibly thick-headed and nearly morally bankrupt person which is unable to think for herself and who will not budge from her beliefs in the slightest, no matter how horrifying the consequences of her actions may be.

Because it's all about how well you can perform in combat. Badass >>> Every other characteristic you could ever think of.
DAMN RIGHT.

Well, actually, as of around page 2-ish I've abandoned Samara for TEAM KELLY

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SpaceBat said:
xvbones said:
(Samara. Samara is the answer. Because she is feared, respected, honored, can rip open a bulkhead with her mind and handle a fucking assault rifle. *starryeyes*)
Definitely. Oh and also for being an incredibly thick-headed and nearly morally bankrupt person which is unable to think for herself and who will not budge from her beliefs in the slightest, no matter how horrifying the consequences of her actions may be.

Because it's all about how well you can perform in combat. Badass >>> Every other characteristic you could ever think of.
How is she morally bankrupt?

She took the difficult choice of becoming a Justicar, so she could stop her daughter from going on murdering trips.

From the information that was given on Justicars the decision is not as easy as "lol imma be a justicar nao"
 

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I Max95 said:
i like Tali as a character, she's my main romance option, followed closely by Liara, but apparently that makes me in the minority on this thread.
Lucky. My romance options are Ashley and Jack so I'm in the minority on [i/]every[/i] thread (ME3 love triangle is gonna be... interesting). I never really understood the hate these characters get.

OT: It's another high-res texture mod. Why is this so important? Oh, the artist put in his interpretation of what a quarian looks like. Big deal, Mass Effect fanart is riddled with that.
 
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Jadak said:
I never got how the Quarians ended up with no immune system in the first place...

I mean, okay sure, they live in suits, that would do it. But why do they live in suits? Because they have no immune systems... Because they live in ships? How the how does that work, how would the mass exodus of a population in overcrowded ships result in a sterile environment? If anything it should be the opposite...
It doesn't have to make sense if it happened in the past. It's a general rule in mass effect.
 

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Seems like an odd mod. I mean I know Mass Effect is old, but it still looks absurdly good.

Also, fuck the very fact that there will be an IGN girl in ME3. Bioware, when I was tossing you money in your youth I didn't realize it would turn you into a whore...
 

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Canadish said:
Not going to start a whole thread on this, but I figured I'd post it here, as it is Mass Effect related.



IGN Girrrrrl Gamer is now a ship mate in Mass Effect 3.

Good to know that IGN's review will be wholly fair and completely unbiased.

Also, consider the following:

Bioware didn't have the money to hire back Mordin or Miranda's voice actor.
But they DID make money to hire IGN's poster girl.
Classy act from Bioware, as always.....
Strange because an article the escapist published all of an hour says otherwise, at least in Miranda's case.
 

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Seems like an odd mod. I mean I know Mass Effect is old, but it still looks absurdly good.

Also, fuck the very fact that there will be an IGN girl in ME3. Bioware, when I was tossing you money in your youth I didn't realize it would turn you into a whore...
It doesn't help that her in-game face looks weird.
 

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TopazFusion said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Magic?

It's magic right?

I fucking knew it.

Sci-fi my arse.
Yep, magic is my explanation for everything I don't understand.

Either that or . . .
magic aliens? o.o ....

that just makes it sound like we'd be more fucked ....
 

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xvbones said:
Can I just say that I have never understood the massively overwhelming fanwank passionate love for Tali?

/rant
TLDR: Geek guys like geek girls, especially geek girls that in comparison, make them feel all manly.

That's pretty much the reason. Anything else is rationalization.
 

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Canadish said:
JeanLuc761 said:
Canadish said:
Bioware didn't have the money to hire back Mordin or Miranda's voice actor.
But they DID make money to hire IGN's poster girl.
Classy act from Bioware, as always.....
Yvonne Strahovksi is confirmed to return, and Beattie is likely to return as well. Remember, this is EA we're talking about, and Mass Effect is one of their best-selling franchises. I don't think money is an issue here.
Yvonne Strahovksi is back? You don't happen to remember where you saw that confirmed do you?
The leaked script suggested otherwise. Though an amendment could be possible.
I can't link you (I've long lost it) but I believe they said Mordin's voice actor is officially changed in a Twitter/Forum post after getting bugged about it.
But why? He was the most interesting and funny character on your team in ME2.
 

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xvbones said:
Can I just say that I have never understood the massively overwhelming fanwank passionate love for Tali?

She is seriously just some girl with an accent whose face you never see. Is that it? Is it the mystery? Is it the knowledge that fucking her would kill her from all the various infections?

That she is so fragile she can die from breathing unfiltered air?

And don't give me 'yeah but she's also pretty tough', because no she isn't, she's a goddamned engineer, her skillset isn't even useful unless you're going against robots.

She should be kept on the ship where she's safe and not wading through lasers and bullets and thus making herself into a monumental liability what with her extraordinary fragility.

And while we're on it, why can't Femshep fuck Mordin Solus?

(because he's too fucking awesome, that's why)

/rant
Woah, woah, calm yourself, my man.

I think that the overall reason so many people love Tali is because she is fragile. Here's the player; Big, Bad Commander Shepard who can kill anything, and here's Tali whose portrayed as sweet and innocent and someone who the player is supposed to want to protect (if they go down that route with her).

When Ashley is a racist *****, Liara has become rather cynical, and the only other option is Miranda, the biggest *****, or Jack whose basically a man in all but physical appearance...is it any wonder so many people flock to Tali in the romance section?
 

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ImmortalDrifter said:
Sexuality as we know it would very much still exist. If Christianity never existed I would start finding men attractive?
Bara_no_Hime said:
There's a better than 50% chance that the answer to that is yes. No way to tell for certain. However, if casual sex with men and reproductive sex with women was the norm for men, then even if you preferred women, you'd still probably find aspects of certain men attractive. Upbringing and societal pressures are powerful things. I'm not saying you're harboring any secrets or anything, I'm saying that if our culture wasn't so into gender roles, then your brain would be wired differently.

Besides, my point wasn't that ANY character would flip, but that they always were that way and Shep just never paid enough attention to notice. But back to that below.
Better than 50%? No. For that matter science has identified the likely cause for homosexuality. Everyone is not, despite the popular conception, "a little gay". Being able to recognize that some one else is or isn't attractive does not mean you'd want to fuck them if not for society. That is a very distinct line. There is a very real biological reason for that "wiring" that has nothing to to with social mores but instead with in-vitro stress. He is actually correct in his assertion that sexuality as we know it, along the current spectrum would exist. This is not a judgment on anyone, simply a scientific fact:

http://www.jstor.org/pss/3812874
http://viewzone2.com/homosexual.html
http://memory.syr.edu/jennifer/teaching/class_articles/Obel03.pdf

That asides people are freaking out because they don't see certain actors in the voice actors trailer. Well we don't see Brandon Keener and we know he's Garrus. that does not mean he is gone or replaced. And with that knowledge I hold out hope, perhaps optimistically, that we'll be hearing our old pals with their old voices, again.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1839558/fullcredits#cast

Yvonne is listed as Miranda Lawson though there is, troublingly, no Mordin listing.
 

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JeanLuc761 said:
Canadish said:
Yvonne Strahovksi is back? You don't happen to remember where you saw that confirmed do you?
The leaked script suggested otherwise. Though an amendment could be possible.
I can't link you (I've long lost it) but I believe they said Mordin's voice actor is officially changed in a Twitter/Forum post after getting bugged about it.
Here you go. [http://ea.gamespress.com/release.asp?i=1716]

Also, Michael Beattie did a lot of work on The Old Republic, so I don't see a reason for him NOT to return.
Cheers bro. It seems my information is out of date! Fetch me the dunce hat.

Well, glad to hear I'm wrong in this case.