Mass Effect Marathon Launches Suicide Mission For Child's Play

Aureliano

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And while we're on the subject of donating money to watch people do whatever it is they'd normally do over a long weekend, tune in for next week's Child's Play marathon. Thrill as some guy you've never met watches reality TV in his underwear while drinking beer, masturbates to internet porn twice then gets shot in the head a few dozen times in CoDBlOps II until he passes out on the couch! It's for the children!

[Edit: and yes, I appreciate the fact that if the star was a remotely attractive girl this would be the single greatest Child's Play marathon ever.]
 

Callate

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Oh, sure, anyone can play a reasonably good game for charity...

(Kidding aside, good for them for putting in the effort. Though you have to give it up to LRR when it comes to steely-eyed endurance.)
 

Emiscary

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I hover somewhere between being mildly amused and bitterly depressed whenever I hear mention of Mass Effect these days.

All I can remember is the bitter disappointment, followed by the stream of hollow platitudes and outright lies- topped off with the band-aid on a gunshot wound that was the "Extended Cut". Really gonna have to make time to wrap the disks in that free t-shirt and burn the whole rotten package at some point.
 

Milanezi

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The title is sorta scary, you know "Suicide" "Child" and "Mass Effect" in the same sentence, a quick reading can take you places o.o