And while we're on the subject of donating money to watch people do whatever it is they'd normally do over a long weekend, tune in for next week's Child's Play marathon. Thrill as some guy you've never met watches reality TV in his underwear while drinking beer, masturbates to internet porn twice then gets shot in the head a few dozen times in CoDBlOps II until he passes out on the couch! It's for the children!
[Edit: and yes, I appreciate the fact that if the star was a remotely attractive girl this would be the single greatest Child's Play marathon ever.]