Mayor Flattens Illegal Parking With A Tank

vansau

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Mayor Flattens Illegal Parking With A Tank


"Next time, park your car legally."

If you've ever spent any time bicycling around a large city, you know that a lot of people don't have any problem with parking in bike lanes (even when it's illegal). You also know that the police often have more important things to deal with. However, in Vinius, Lithuania, the city's mayor has taken a keen interest in dealing with this issue and he's breaking out the heavy firepower (literally) to take care of it.

Mayor Arturas Zuokas is reportedly an avid cyclist who decided to make a definite statement with an expensive car that was parked illegally on his town's main street. The mayor arranged to have a tank run over a car as a stunt for the Swedish TV show 99 Things You Should Do Before You Die.

Zuokas has introduced a number of pro-bicycle "schemes" and established new bike lanes during his time in office. According to the BBC's Russian Service reporter who was on scene to witness the event, Vilnius doesn't actually have that big a problem with illegal parking, "but in its central streets it is strictly prohibited."

Source: <a href=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14380367>BBC via <a href=http://www.care2.com/causes/vilnius-mayor-crushes-car-in-bike-lane.html>Care2

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Wow.

I think this rings true: "Genius and madness are two sides of the same coin"

It's funny if nothing else.

EDIT: I guess we should tank them for this funny video.
 

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About the only way this could be more manly is if he got out of the tank and suplexed the car.

But then he'd be Mike Haggar.

(Anyway, those cars would end up even worse off if they got towed in New York City.)
 

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That's awesome, go Mr. Mayor!

But in the interests of being a nitpicky pedant, I have to point out that's not a tank, it's an IFV (infantry fighting vehicle).
 

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Now he has enough room to park his tank there.

And if any cyclist has a problem with it, well...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUwwxWdm4k0[/youtube]
 

Epicspoon

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so this takes place in sim city right?

on a side note I think that mayor just leveled up.
 

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It is official he is the greatest mayor to have ever lived.

Until mike haggar takes back that title.
 

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RT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
I think that is an Armored personal carrier not a tank. Same concept less gun.

Edit: Yeah APC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armoured_personnel_carrier too lazy to find them model.
The principle remains the same though.

OT: Nice to see laws being upholded. Maybe we should do that here in the states.
 
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We need a tank to run through downtown Sacramento here in California and run over some cars. People here can't read worth a damn.
 

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The europe version of Mike Haggard.....
The Rogue Wolf said:
About the only way this could be more manly is if he got out of the tank and suplexed the car.

But then he'd be Mike Haggar.

(Anyway, those cars would end up even worse off if they got towed in New York City.)
Aww someone already made the joke...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1f3Hr03fQ
 

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I'm torn here.

On the one hand, that is awesome. And I'd say running over cars in a tank is something that I would love to do. It just looks fun. And these people are breaking the law. So...

On the other hand, I'd be pissed if the city crushed my car because I was parked illegally. And honestly, it seems far out of proportion to the actual "crime". It's like using a flame thrower to trim your hedges.

Gotta be staged, though. No one would calmly accept their car being crushed like that.
 

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Dr. Pepper Unlimited said:
We need a tank to run through downtown Sacramento here in California and run over some cars. People here can't read worth a damn.
Ugh. No kidding. I was up there over the weekend and wanted to start bombing some of the cars that were parked illegally/in an asshat manner.