The best kind of cheese is Kraft cheddar cheese. Behold its glory!
It's all creamy and delicious. The only flaw is that it doesn't melt very well, at least not the way most cheeses do. It pretty much becomes napalm on the inside, so you bite it and your mouth ends. It just ends.
American Cheese is scary. Why is it orange?! Cheese is yellow and occasionally green/blue if you didn't wrap it properly and it's gone mouldy!
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I'm with Kyle, I'm always worried to go to the doctor. I feel like I might have a Schrödinger's Health kinda thing going on, like as soon as the doctor observes my insides they'll implode in on themselves.
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For all the talk of the world ending, I've yet to hear
how it will end. What does that even mean? Does the world just suddenly stop turning? Does it explode? Does it just cease to exist, just pop out of existence completely?
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Best war is the Anglo-Zanzibar War of 1896. A whopping 38 minutes. True story.