Mega Man Team Making Vaguely Sexual High-School Rail Shooter

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zwober said:
Grahav said:
I think the double damage spot is in another place.
if there is anything lenore ever teached me its this; Be specific.
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Seeing as this would be a game. could you perhaps mod it ? what if we took this game and changed the sexes, instead of shooting at girls, we shot at guys. (kinda what samus does all say i guess) - would the game still be funny ? - in a purley comedical sense i mean - Cause i think it would, id almost say it would be even funnier. Then id have leave it up for Susan Ardent and other gaming-girls to decide if the game is actually worth playing..
They wouldn't like it. Because porn for women is like this:

 

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I'm just kind of surprised it took people this long to make an ero version of that AREA51 arcade shooter. LMAO
 

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Gildan Bladeborn said:
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And people wonder why I can't take admitted Japanophiles very seriously (Hint: It's things like this).
What if, just for the sake of argument, they're into, you know, actual Japanese history and literature and serious cultural things? It's the same way English literature includes both Shakespeare and Twilight.
Well in that case their interest is commendable and something I'd be inclined to take serious, but I've never actually met anyone who fits that description - all the folks I know obsessed with Japan fixate on Japanese pop culture (which I can't take seriously).
I actually meet a lot of people like that, but that's probably because I'm studying Japanese language and culture as part of my major. You see things in a different light when you know a dedicated Akutagawa Ryunosuke fan or Ukiyoe enthusiast to balance out the idiot in the Naruto headband.
 

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Grahav said:
Because porn for women is like this
i swear, if his name is BEN, i too would be screaming like a little girl.

but.. really ? a stimulating conversation is one thing, but if that´s all youre getting,
then id ask for my money back. lazy manwhore, not putting out.

speaking of which, would this game do a happy ending-attack as featured in robot chicken ?
 

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I didn't watch it to the end and only after closing the video realized that about 6 minutes into the video, they were suddenly sitting at a pink table, were uncomfortably close to each other with half of the table being empty and the girl seemed a bit like a deer in headlights. Did anyone else sit down at the table or did it end like that?
 

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.....*looks at Megaman Zero Collection, than back at moniter* why must the good die young, Inticreates makes some of the best megaman games ever and then they release a game that will be banned, ridiculed, and generally referenced in any discussion involving the developers forever. I can defend a good developer despite a checkered past but you guys just jumped the shark!
 

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Oh my goodness I think I hurt myself laughing so hard at this. What are those Japanese game developers high on and why can we not get that here? Seriously this is just pathetic on so many levels for the guys who created Megaman.
 

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gamerguy473 said:
Has there ever been a Japanese game without jiggle physics?
before the crew that made Virtua Fighter 2 decided that it would be *THE SHIT* in every future video game, yes....
 

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Well that was.........erotic.

Hey, it might get released over here.... you never know?
Extremely unlikely. They make they kinda games in japan like we make generic RPG/FPS games. And they never were popular here. They have literture games where is all texted based with naked pics of girls. This game wont make it here. it would never get passed the ESRB, there's not market, and that tentacal monster makes it too much like pornographic Hentai for it to get here.

you dont know japan culture very well do you? let me leave you witht his mental image. IN japan, they have vending machines and stores, stores like your local mom and pop store, that sell used panties that girls sell to the store, so japanese business men can buy them to... well, you get the picture. yeah, let that image burn in your head for a hwile.

Lissa-QUON said:
Ok...so....HOW does the tentacle monster come into this?

Judging from this there is a large population of Japan that need to get laid...with grown women.

And leave the moé alone. Not that shooting GROWN women with a love gun is much better, but...still the obsession with school girls is rather worrisome.

But yea...I'll chalk this one up to "oh japan"
Beucase it wouldnt be japanese erotica without it.
 

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Extremely unlikely. They make they kinda games in japan like we make generic RPG/FPS games. And they never were popular here. They have literture games where is all texted based with naked pics of girls. This game wont make it here. it would never get passed the ESRB, there's not market, and that tentacal monster makes it too much like pornographic Hentai for it to get here.

you dont know japan culture very well do you? let me leave you witht his mental image. IN japan, they have vending machines and stores, stores like your local mom and pop store, that sell used panties that girls sell to the store, so japanese business men can buy them to... well, you get the picture. yeah, let that image burn in your head for a hwile.
Yeah, I know..I was only joking, since it's HIGHLY unlikely it ever will. While there is a possibility, don't worry I do realise how different the cultures are and just how impossible it would be for this game to be released here.

And yeah I've heard of those stores...well, when there's money to be made you may as well take advantage of it....or something.
 

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I can just imagine the board meeting behind this one....

"Gentlemen, I've decided that it's time to bring back the rail shooter."
"Well... okay, boss, the genre's been out of the limelight for a while, it might make a retro splash."
"Sure, but what do we put in it?"
"How about the old stand-by? Zombies?"
"Zombies are played out these days! Every game has them anymore. What else have we got?"
"...."
"...."
"...schoolgirls?"
"BRILLIANT! You'll all find an extra pair of used panties in your pay envelopes this week!"
 

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so, it's a rail shooter, but istead of kiling people you make girls fall in love with you(although I'm sure there will be some nudity in there at some point specially where there is the single girl and the player was shooting her breats with his "heart gun") and then there is flying sheep and tentacle monsters... WTF!