Merry Syphilis and a Happy Gonorrhea!

Jaythulhu

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I know that I'm exceptionally bitter around this time of year, and it reflects in my posts, but I want to wish my fellow escapists all the best for their own celebrations for both christmas and the new year.

Drive safely, don't drink too much, and I look forward to you all shooting down my theories, flaming my opinions and tearing my beliefs to shreds in the new year.

Good luck all, and may the gods you believe in bless you.

Take care all,

sincerely,

Jay
 

Samurai Goomba

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This thread reminds me of Cyanide and Happiness for some reason.

Enjoy your Syphilis and Gonorrhea this year.
 

Mr. Squirrel

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Reaperman Wompa said:
How did you know?!?!....I mean...um...have a good one...
Wait. You haven't seen your own site? the one where we can watch your whole life through the cameras in your house and the ones that are following you.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
How did you know?!?!....I mean...um...have a good one...
Wait. You haven't seen your own site? the one where we can watch your whole life through the cameras in your house and the ones that are following you.
Explains the two 40 yr old guys following me with cameras since birth...
 

JakalMc

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Well, I'm not too sure where this thread is going, so I'll just say "Merry Christmas" and be done with it.

...Merry Christmas.
 

Mr. Squirrel

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Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
How did you know?!?!....I mean...um...have a good one...
Wait. You haven't seen your own site? the one where we can watch your whole life through the cameras in your house and the ones that are following you.
Explains the two 40 yr old guys following me with cameras since birth...
Have those two guys always been 40? Because that is kind of weird actually.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
How did you know?!?!....I mean...um...have a good one...
Wait. You haven't seen your own site? the one where we can watch your whole life through the cameras in your house and the ones that are following you.
Explains the two 40 yr old guys following me with cameras since birth...
Have those two guys always been 40? Because that is kind of weird actually.
They are 40 now, their birthday was on Saturday. They got what they wanted but Jim's still pissed off about his wife Tina (who is a whore by the way) leaving him and stealing his dog and toaster.
 

Mr. Squirrel

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Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
How did you know?!?!....I mean...um...have a good one...
Wait. You haven't seen your own site? the one where we can watch your whole life through the cameras in your house and the ones that are following you.
Explains the two 40 yr old guys following me with cameras since birth...
Have those two guys always been 40? Because that is kind of weird actually.
They are 40 now, their birthday was on Saturday. They got what they wanted but Jim's still pissed off about his wife Tina (who is a whore by the way) leaving him and stealing his dog and toaster.
Poor Jim, I feel really sorry for him.
Is Tina hot?
 

TheBluesader

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Ah, I got it. Merry Crabsmas and a venereal New Year.

God, that took me 10 minutes and it still isn't very good. I gotta cut back on tEh eggnog.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
How did you know?!?!....I mean...um...have a good one...
Wait. You haven't seen your own site? the one where we can watch your whole life through the cameras in your house and the ones that are following you.
Explains the two 40 yr old guys following me with cameras since birth...
Have those two guys always been 40? Because that is kind of weird actually.
They are 40 now, their birthday was on Saturday. They got what they wanted but Jim's still pissed off about his wife Tina (who is a whore by the way) leaving him and stealing his dog and toaster.
Poor Jim, I feel really sorry for him.
Is Tina hot?
She is, but very slutty (in a bad way). You can look at his blog at "*****-stole-my-toaster-and-I-hope-her-tit-falls-off.com" or hers at "National-Disease-Control-Centre/targets.org(asm).com" for both sides of the story.
 

Mr. Squirrel

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Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Mr. Squirrel said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Sorry didn't know how I could make it shorter, so here's the result.

She is, but very slutty (in a bad way). You can look at his blog at "*****-stole-my-toaster-and-I-hope-her-tit-falls-off.com" or hers at "National-Disease-Control-Centre/targets.org(asm).com" for both sides of the story.
Sorry didn't know how I could make it shorter, so here's the result.
Yeah..Nevermind then, not all to fond of diseases.
 

Wormthong

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hooray merry Christmas and a very very destructive new years eve o yea and a happy new year