Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got Steam? After that we never saw him for like about a week or sumthin'. We thought he might have gotten sh*t faced and smacked his head on a table, but he got stuff like Half-Life and Counter Strike and was modding the hell out of stuff and combining games and sh*t. We was havin a grand old time until they figured out the credit card he was using wasn't his. Whoo boy! Thank god all this zombie sh*t went down before the bank and feds got to 'im.