Use mayonnaise sparingly. I've had too many nice sandwiches are ruined by too much mayo.
Damn straight anyone having Hawaiian pizza should be politely asked to leave the table. But then most of my friends are the boring kind who will only have cheese pizza with no toppings. I cannot decide which one is a worse crime against pizza.Daystar Clarion said:Don't care I'mma say it.
Hawaiian pizza.
It's just...
You don't put fruit on pizza.
'Well, technically, tomato is a fru-' You shut the hell up! It's not the same thing! You shut your goddamn heathen mouth before the food gods close it for you.