^^This. I have no idea why I do it. I know it will hurt me. I know I will lost faith in humanity and I will want to murder everyone who comments, but I do it anyway.requisitename said:
Moments when you think "I really hope this is a troll..."
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You may be pleased to learn that the answer to this question is "Troll", at least according to Know Your Meme.Leemaster777 said:So, basically, this it a topic about:
If so, there can only be one true answer:
OT: There was a guy on Cracked.com who claimed all of Radiohead's songs sound the same. If he genuinely believed that, I have to wonder exactly how much variety it would take to please him.
Eh, I'm not 100% sure I buy that. Not saying it isn't true, but it's REALLY easy to say "Oh, I'm not that stupid, I PLANNED this" after the fact.OhJohnNo said:
Frequenting a hiphop news site now and then, and glancing a piece over this matter; a representative of ICP, a band that I couldn't care less about, have said that the video is this way because it's a planned marketing act, hoping to make it viral and give them more coverage: profit. Not sure if that's true, but that's what they've said.Leemaster777 said:So, basically, this it a topic about:
If so, there can only be one true answer:
That still doesn't negate the irony of it.Frosty05 said:
"Here, eat this delicious, greasy, fatty pizza... It's good for you!"
It instills bad habits in young people who will think it's ok to eat junk food as long as there's a crumb of broccoli on it making it 'healthy'.
I mean, what's the point of counting your fruit/veg intake if your just shovelling a pizza in your face anyway?
I just.... I uh.... Wut?DoPo said:
I couldn't understand any of that. Something about 4 quadrants and earths rotation. It was just a bunch of gibberish. My head hurts. I read halfway through it and realised that I had read absolutely nothing.
Leemaster777 said:So, basically, this it a topic about:
If so, there can only be one true answer:
[sub]NoT ThIs Sh*t AgaIn... It AiN't MirAcLes[/sub]
OT: Um the only moments I think that is when I see certain videos on Youtube and the such. Also when people who uses BS as evidence.
Captcha: yuines conformists! Uhhh damn those conformists?
Well, I believe them because I personally don't think it's possible for anyone so successful to be as stupid as they act in that music video. I'm not sure even Sarah Palin thinks Giraffes are miracles.Leemaster777 said:
good luck burning in hell with your pal mgay for your incest you commited which is a sin . god hates fags like you and mgay fred phelps said it himself from west boro baptist church .  
later douche
Fresh from youtube 30 minutes ago, I read it and quickly reinstated my policy of never for any reason EVER read youtube comments. It just sounds so manufatured that if a person actually means it, I will have to change my whole troll not troll analysis.
later doucheFresh from youtube 30 minutes ago, I read it and quickly reinstated my policy of never for any reason EVER read youtube comments. It just sounds so manufatured that if a person actually means it, I will have to change my whole troll not troll analysis.
The one that wanted to change the term pro-life to pro-death, because his outlook on things and his definition of life was absolute and claimed that having an abortion and microwaving a two months old baby is basically the same thing, right?TrilbyWill said:
Yeah, I agree. I'm pretty sure that was a troll, though.
I don't even have to search for an example. Right on this very website here in those two threads...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.351325-Cop-Tasers-Fleeing-Handcuffed-Girl-Head-injuries-put-her-in-vegetative-state
and
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.351382-Poll-Are-tasers-tools-or-weapons
...are numerous examples of "oh dear, please let them be trolls."
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.351325-Cop-Tasers-Fleeing-Handcuffed-Girl-Head-injuries-put-her-in-vegetative-state
and
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.351382-Poll-Are-tasers-tools-or-weapons
...are numerous examples of "oh dear, please let them be trolls."
Most recently, a jaw-droppingly offensive statement by a supporter of Rick Santorum, a Republican running for his party's candidacy in the 2012 presidential race. The gentleman in question is named Foster Friess. Full disclosure, I'm a registered Democrat, and fully believe in a woman's right to her own reproductive health. Santorum was never going to get my vote. But damn it, this guy's asinine statement on top of Santorum's frankly offensive opinion on birth control made me want to shout from the rooftops for Republicans not to vote for this guy. Here is the quote, which he said during an interview on MSNBC with Andrea Mitchell.
?This contraception thing, my gosh, it?s so inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they?d use Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn?t that costly.?
I'm fairly certain he was trolling. I really hope to God he was trolling. I know Santorum isn't trolling when he claims "birth control is harmful to women and to society" because it "encourages sex outside of marriage". He's just that kind of stupid; the exact kind that shouldn't be in charge of anything, let alone my country.
?This contraception thing, my gosh, it?s so inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they?d use Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn?t that costly.?
I'm fairly certain he was trolling. I really hope to God he was trolling. I know Santorum isn't trolling when he claims "birth control is harmful to women and to society" because it "encourages sex outside of marriage". He's just that kind of stupid; the exact kind that shouldn't be in charge of anything, let alone my country.
Oh god yes. Also saying that it was scientifically proven that a foetus was as much worth as a 2 month old baby even hours after contraception.TrilbyWill said:
Also everything Ubisoft say about PC gamers make them look like trolls... sadly I know they're not.
Vault101 said:
Everything on news websites that have comments (especially Yahoo News reposts) are filled with what I hope are trolls. Generally they range from what you listed above to conspiracies about Islam and other fun racist and fear mongering things.
Is there a translation for normal humans?DoPo said:
Completely off topic, but where is your avatar from?BENZOOKA said: