Monkey Paw thread

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Through a twist of fate, you have been given a monkey paw. Make a wish and the poster below you will ruin it.

I wish that Joe Biden, Donald trump, and 90% of Congress got the chinese virus and died.
 

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Granted, but Escapist posters are made to fill in the roles of the dead congresspeople

I wish for unlimited wishes.
 

Shadyside

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All of your unlimited wishes backfire on you.

I wish for unlimited power
 

Neuromancer

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Granted. You didn't specify the recipient of that power. Now Donald has unlimited power.

I wish for more forum games.
 

morsomk

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Granted, but you gotta make them yourself.

I wish for a sandwich.
 

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But the turkey is a little dry.

I wish that the next person doesn't get their wish.
 

PointlessKnowledge

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But it creates a temporal paradox.

I wish for the Wild West to return.
 

PointlessKnowledge

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But they lack a sense of humor.

I wish that Flaming Meteor wins the 2020 election.
 

Martintox

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The forum games are on Current Events instead.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
 

morsomk

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Granted, but it doesn't do anything?

I wish for succotash
 

Shadyside

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It tastes like crap

I wish for everyone to come back to this site and no one will ever be banned.
 

morsomk

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You get both the good and the bad.

I wish for pizza.