Granted, but the person you hate most is taken along and does commentary.Granted, but your appetites is completely insatiable; you're starving 100% of the time.
I wish I could go back in time and relive any moment of my life at will.
Granted, but you speak in an ancient language that nobody understands.Granted. No one believes you, so you are reduced to shouting your kingly stature from a street corner as a crazy (albeit well-dressed) hobo.
I wish I could talk and communicate better.
You get your wish, but in return any actual healthy foods hurt you, makes you sick, or poison you.Granted, but your skills are limited to covers of shitty '80s bands' songs.
I wish I could sustain a healthy lifestyle on French fries and cold-cut sandwiches.
That's... actually a pretty sweet deal.You get your wish, but in return any actual healthy foods hurt you, makes you sick, or poison you.
Granted, but you lose your sight and use of both your hands in a tragic masturbation accident.All I wish for is Viewtiful Joe 3.