All wishes now result in a the wish being granted but the person who makes it also drops into a dunk tank of ethanol due to the human body producing ethanol which is the alcohol in most spirits and making the wish in human form means the spirit they were made in and intended was human for a human to have it granted.The keys to the universe are massive and they crush you like a bug.
I wish that all subsequent wishes, including this one, are granted in the spirit in which the wish was intended, rather than literal wording.