I am quite aware of the similarities to Helicopter, I assure you.
I was not aiming for any unique gameplay mechanics or (as is glaringly evident) storytelling.
This was a game originally purposed for a separate competition, as Yahtzee so eloquently pointed out. After briefly seeing the advertisement tacked on to the end of a ZP video I just happened to be watching one Thursday afternoon, I posted my game in hoping to kill two proverbial birds with one equally proverbial piano. During this process, I neglected to locate the fine print that stated it had to be centred around Zero Punctuation. I sent a message to the coordinator of the proceedings and (if memory serves) told him just to ignore it.
I was not in fact aware of my entry being on the site until precisely fifty-two seconds past 7:10pm today.
I apologise for any sort of itching discomfort this causes anybody, but I do thank you all for your input. Speaking of such matters, Eric the Orange, I appreciate your comment on the graphics. I usually go for the line-less simplicity you see here. It usually works.
So you see, dear sunami88, this was not a serious entry to the competition. Obviously I will be a little more scrupulous in my perusal of such intricate details.