Movie Defense Force: BloodRayne - Meatloaf Is A Vampire In It

Drake Barrow

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That was worth a laugh, but if Jim is looking to do another serious Uwe Boll defense episode he should tackle Alone In The Dark. That film is actually half watchable, and gets major points from me for the premise if nothing else.
 

varmintx

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Who wants some ancient LRR sketches involving Uwe Boll?

http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/53/PSA-Uwe-Boll
http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/54/Uwe-Boll-An-Apology
http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/320/Uwe-Boll-Decision-2008
http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/330/an_interview_with_uwe_boll
 

Steve2911

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leviadragon99 said:
Between this and Double Dragon... if you're not going to take this show seriously, why should we?
How seriously do you take any show on the internet?
 

Kameburger

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I can't think of a single word you mentioned defending this movie, but I do weirdly want to watch it now so yeah, good show sir.
 

TheMadDoctorsCat

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Kameburger said:
I can't think of a single word you mentioned defending this movie, but I do weirdly want to watch it now so yeah, good show sir.
Yeah, see, that would be the bit about Kristanna Loken's bre... hey, isn't that Nathan Fillion on top of her? Him or his doppelganger anyways.

But in all seriousness, I'm the guy who honestly defended "Double Dragon" for the fantastically insane piece of cheeseball goodness that it is.** And even I couldn't get through this one.

Kristanna Loken. Between this and the Mortal Kombat TV show, she has so much awesome cheesiness on her resume.

**EDIT: Yeah, I thought that one needed a bit of out-of-context justification, so here goes: Random zombie attacks. In-hood cameras to combat magic windscreen-covering newspapers. Alyssa Milano force-feeding spinach to a guy in a fatsuit with a mohawk. Rivers that get set on fire. Armies who spawn in from literally nowhere, videogame-style. A street gang who disguise themselves as graffiti and stand next to walls to hide from their enemies. And so, so, so much more.
 

Suhgurim

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Jim, I get the whole "phone it in" thing (I hope it was soaked in irony), but do you realize you just did the exact thing you complained (quite rightly though) that both Muxwell and Killjoy did, you charged us (the viewer) for a half arsed attempt.

I do realize that no money was exchanged, but I did sit through a 30sec add, which is my penance for being allowed to watch your video
 

EiMitch

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Suhgurim said:
Jim, I get the whole "phone it in" thing (I hope it was soaked in irony), but do you realize you just did the exact thing you complained (quite rightly though) that both Muxwell and Killjoy did, you charged us (the viewer) for a half arsed attempt.

I do realize that no money was exchanged, but I did sit through a 30sec add, which is my penance for being allowed to watch your video
You'd equate a 30 sec add with charging six or even twenty bucks? Don't answer, I was just rhetorically busting your chops.

In all seriousness, Jim had a schedule to keep and he fell behind. Getting sick with a busy schedule will do that to you. Even once your over it, you still have to climb out from under a pile of things you're supposed to have already done with today's new demands on top. What excuse did Muxwell or Killjoy have?
 

RTR

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The only thing I remember about this movie is Michael Madsen not giving a single fuck. Even when he dies, he looks bored out of his mind.