Nothing of the sort (though to be fair I might have seen like 5 movies at the cinema in the last 2-3 years... the internet has spoiled me). My colon and I have an understanding: It doesn't bother me when I'm out, I evacuate everything within 10 minutes of getting home.
I've often felt my colon is gps-enabled. I can spend an entire day out without as much as a hint, and the instant I'm through the door everything goes into emergency mode.
I've often felt my colon is gps-enabled. I can spend an entire day out without as much as a hint, and the instant I'm through the door everything goes into emergency mode.