MovieBob Presents E3: The Movie
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E3 getting "bigger" every year is debatable; more and more publishers don't center their hype machine around it anymore with more big announcement being made before or after it. Heck, the event can hardly get to three days when it used to be five.
This was absolutely hilarious. Well done, Mr. Moviebob, well done.
My only complaint is that it doesn't really feel like an actual Hollywood script. It's just too intellectual and sophisticated.
My only complaint is that it doesn't really feel like an actual Hollywood script. It's just too intellectual and sophisticated.
I know we're being trolled, but now that this article exists on the internet I am suddenly VERY worried. This really does sound like a not-into-games writer trying to make a movie similar to Scott Pilgrim. This could happen and actually get a movie deal...
Neat article, but weird formatting; I'm guessing it would only be about 2-3 pages if there were more than 5 words per line during the dialogue bits.
Is it... is it bad that I actually want to see this?
Like, I know it'd just be a big ol' parody, but still... I'd watch it.
Like, I know it'd just be a big ol' parody, but still... I'd watch it.
Don't you know this is better than any video friend?
It's an action movie
Here we go watch the bad guys get their butts kicked
Really makes me feel good
Don't you know it's Nintendo?
Really gets the blood flowing through my veins now
Don't you know it's a feel good show, electronic bliss
It's a video, video
There they go now, there go all my friends... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajVIiS65TFY]
238U
It's an action movie
Here we go watch the bad guys get their butts kicked
Really makes me feel good
Don't you know it's Nintendo?
Really gets the blood flowing through my veins now
Don't you know it's a feel good show, electronic bliss
It's a video, video
There they go now, there go all my friends... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajVIiS65TFY]
238U
In the next one, a proxy for Peter Molyneux starts using Occulus rift to make people smarter and stronger for games, but also slowly turns them into willing slaves for himself, which he intends to use to over throw the President.
Only Dirk and New Doug (played by Jonah Hill as a former Games Designer for Molyneux) can stop him.
Only this time in act 3 New Doug has to snap Dirk out of being controlled and as Dirk rips off the VR Device and battles the mind control, seeing in his enslavement he killed Tess, all he can do is growl in a manly way: "I didn't ask for this."
Roll credits.
BOOM! Billion bucks and a set audience for the conclusion.
We could also do a none canon spin off where Doug and New Doug have to bumble around to see the new Metal Gear movie before general release, involving a road trip, Seth Rogan, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
Only Dirk and New Doug (played by Jonah Hill as a former Games Designer for Molyneux) can stop him.
Only this time in act 3 New Doug has to snap Dirk out of being controlled and as Dirk rips off the VR Device and battles the mind control, seeing in his enslavement he killed Tess, all he can do is growl in a manly way: "I didn't ask for this."
Roll credits.
BOOM! Billion bucks and a set audience for the conclusion.
We could also do a none canon spin off where Doug and New Doug have to bumble around to see the new Metal Gear movie before general release, involving a road trip, Seth Rogan, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
