"My Four Year Old Son Plays Grand Theft Auto" and other family stories...

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When I first saw the title of this article I thought for sure that it would be about something completely different.

Click Here and find out how wrong I was, and more importantly, how impressed.

EDIT: By request, here's the whole story:

Editor's note: I have to profess that I experienced some initial shock upon reading the headline of this article, but I think I should not comment further and just let you folks experience this tale for yourselves. I honestly don't think you'll be disappointed. -Jay


At the very impressionable age of four, my son loved Grand Theft Auto. More specifically, the version he played was the Hot Coffee moddable, San Andreas. Before Child Protective Services bestows upon me the prestigious honor of father of the year, allow me to explain. Hot Coffee

Gaming has been a part of my sons? life since the moment he was born, so I was not surprised when he showed an interest in video games as early as the age of two. I started him off where I began my gaming career: the original Nintendo Entertainment System. He built up his hand-eye coordination and took the bridge out from under Bowser in no time. Then, one day, he got a glimpse of me playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and asked if he could play. What happened next was quite the eye-opener.

With a DualShock controller in hand, he started to press each button individually as he tried to figure out what their functions were. Soon he asked, ?How do I get in a car?? I pointed and told him, ?The one with the green triangle on it.?

I egged him on to take the car in front of him which was waiting at the red light. He quickly looked up at me with disgust and refused, stating that the car was already owned by the person driving it. His response absolutely amazed me, so I decided to sit back and observe how he chose to interact with this highly controversial game without the aid of a rotten-minded adult.


He finally entered an unoccupied car and began driving. He was very mindful of the other cars and pedestrians. He didn't know the rules of the road, so he ran red lights and turned down one-way streets in the wrong direction. However, he did stop at intersections if a group of cars gathered waiting for the light to turn green.

At one such intersection he attempted to brake, but he was traveling too fast. Instead of plowing into the rear of the car ahead of him, he swerved to the right and popped up onto to sidewalk. In doing so, he accidently ran over a woman walking towards his oncoming car. He was incredibly ashamed of himself and profusely apologized.

?It?s okay. It?s only a game. It?s not real?, I reassured him. After a few minutes of me explaining the difference between a game and real life, he felt comfortable enough to continue playing.

Only seconds later, he witnessed a policeman jump out of his patrol car to pursue a criminal of San Andreas. His eyes lit up as he asked if he could drive the police car. I reminded him that it was only a game, and it was fine to take the car. As he drove the squad car, I pressed L3 to turn on the lights and siren. He asked very excitedly if he could get the bad guys too. With a huge smile I pressed R3 to initiate the Vigilante Missions. It was as if his imagination had come to life. He was taking down delinquents left and right. As expected, the dangerous work of an officer brought an ambulance.

At this point my son was familiar with the game?s mechanics and hopped into the ambulance. As he put the crime fighting behind him, he wondered aloud if it was possible to take people to the hospital. I instruct him to press R3, and then he was off to save a few lives. He was having a blast racing from point to point, picking up people in need, and then speeding off to Las Venturas Hospital. During one of his life saving adventures, he passed a fire house with a big, red, shiny fire truck parked out front. He didn't want to let his passengers down, so he took them to the hospital and then asked if I could guide him back to the fire truck.

Getting behind the driver?s seat of the fire truck awarded him with the most fun he had while playing Grand Theft Auto. With sirens blaring, he chased down the first red dot on the map. As he approached a car engulfed in flames he began showering it with the truck?s water cannon. Fire after fire, he extinguished them all.

the face of a killer Joe Lieberman's worst nightmare.

In all his time with Grand Theft Auto he never once encountered any of the controversy surrounding this notorious title. He didn?t beat any hookers with a baseball bat. He didn?t deal drugs. He didn?t go on a murderous rampage. He certainly never once had a cup of hot coffee. He didn't avoid these things because I told him he counldn't try them. It just never occurred to him to commit these acts.

The ESRB rating found on every game cover is a great tool for parents who are not familiar with games and their content, but I strongly disagree with using it as a tool to raise our kids. Every child is different and, as parents, it is our responsibility to cater to their individual needs. I understand not every kid is like mine, so I wouldn?t recommend that every parent allow their child to play Grand Theft Auto. But I would recommend that you listen and pay attention to your little ones to determine what they are capable of handling and what they are not ready for yet. They might even surprise you and find the light in something thought to have been so dark.
 

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That child is a winner and needs to be thrown at any anti-games watchdog debates.

We must make a statue for him.
 

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Aww. That made me smile.

Guess those stories escape the media, huh?
 

Adamc-mh

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Whoa Although I've got to ask why in the first place let your 4 year old play gta its not like I did'nt get the article at all
 

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I shall laugh when he grows up to be a pimp and a drug dealer.
 

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Can you post the story here? I get that everytime I try to open the page.

EDIT: Nevermind. I used the memory to get into the page.
OT: The story made me awwww ^^
 

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SamuelT said:
Aww. That made me smile.

Guess those stories escape the media, huh?
Of course they do, who wants to read something positive about video games? That doesn't sell newspapers or ad space...
 

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VincentX3 said:
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Can you post the story here? I get that everytime I try to open the page.
Coming up ;)
 

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Adamc-mh said:
Whoa Although I've got to ask why in the first place let your 4 year old play gta its not like I did'nt get the article at all
He knew that it wouldn't affect his son negatively?
 

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Undercover said:
VincentX3 said:
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The requested URL /articles/my-four-year-old-son-plays-grand-theft-auto was not found on this server.


Can you post the story here? I get that everytime I try to open the page.
Coming up ;)
Thank you ^^ I edited my last post a little too late >.<
 

Not G. Ivingname

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Wow... I thought this would be some ranting parents saying, "MY SON STARTED TO SWEAR AND BEAT THE NIEGHIBOR WITH A BAT AFTER I LET HIM PLAY A GAME THAT IS NAMED AFTER A FELONY! BURN ALL VIDEO GAMES!"

I am... shocked.

And giggling like an idiot.
 

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My God...he shall become our poster child. WITH HIM WE SHALL FINALLY WIN THE WAR.

seriously though, that's pretty cute, i hope i can have a kid like that one day.
he is the Chosen one! quickly, check his medichlorian levels!!
 

Cid Silverwing

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This is tragic. Downright tragic.

Don't believe me? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/100833-Rockstar-Only-Terrible-Parents-Buy-Our-Games-for-Their-Kids]
 

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My six year old sister has played on GTA: SA multiplayer (not any missions), I don't the game is that bad at-all for her that considering the few swearwords there are just go over her head and the violence is so cartoony that it is by no stretch of the imagination realistic or scary...
 
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So, basically what that just said is that games don't actually effect people, it's just the people who play games and take it too far that are the problem. Well that's totally unexpected and completely new to me. I had no idea!

And great article, that sounds like a good way to enter gaming. :D
 

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IamQ said:
Adamc-mh said:
Whoa Although I've got to ask why in the first place let your 4 year old play gta its not like I did'nt get the article at all
He knew that it wouldn't affect his son negatively?
Did he? I think you still don't know that kids below the age of 5 don't know right from wrong, and can be psychopaths even till the age of 9. Seriously, their emotions aren't even developed yet.
 

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Plank of Wood said:
That child is a winner and needs to be thrown at any anti-games watchdog debates.

We must make a statue for him.
Of solid gold and raise one on every street corner. This is fantastic, let the campaigners see this.