Name your fort.
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Didn't see that one coming. >_<Omikron009 said:
OT: Fort-Full-Of-Traps-And-Guards; The name deters intruders.
I would call it Fort Ordinator and it would exist in a post apocaplyptic world, it's purpose would be to keep order in the surrounding countryside by way of satellite surveillance and a regiment of mechanized shock troopers. By mechanized I mean they travel to battle in, and are supported in the aforementioned battles by, armed personnel transports similiar to WW2 German halftracks. The people in the villages we would protect would LOVE us since we're the ones keeping the raiders away from them.
I would call it fort shrubbery, that way i would only be threatened by strange nights...
That or the fort of joy and joyness, just because i do enjoy a charlie and the unicorn plug now and then.
That or the fort of joy and joyness, just because i do enjoy a charlie and the unicorn plug now and then.
Fort Enter And DIE!
no but i would realy call it for valhall.
and i would make a giand gold statue of the allmighty thor just where the main entrence is.
no but i would realy call it for valhall.
and i would make a giand gold statue of the allmighty thor just where the main entrence is.
I'm starting to rhyme my posts again, just in case you were confused by this.
I'll make myself a fort of war.
Glorious it will be.
It will be forged of iron and flame.
It will be named Whoopee.
We will have the best devices,
For war and blood and death.
Yes, this titanic Whoopee,
Will have your final breath.
I call my fort "Titanic"
Because as you all will see.
Its the biggest fort near Earth.
Population: Nine trillion, three.
You ask about Whoopee's size.
Well, that's because it's population is Raccoons
Plus, the size is not an issue,
When your fort is on the Moon.
These are not you average coon, no.
They really are quite keen.
The greatest thing about them.
They're furry killing machines!
These are no bland Raccoons.
No, they're genes are engineered.
They have laser eyes and iron teeth.
a beast that all will fear.
I'll start my conquest with the moon,
a fairly easy quest.
Then I'll work my way on to Earth.
That war will be a mess.
Think a second, and you will find,
Defeat is sure to come.
I mean, it's nine trillion and THREE Raccoons!
All you can do is succumb.
So there's my fort I named Whoopee.
It's located on the Moon.
It's probably going to conquer you,
With nine trillion, three Raccoons.
Possibly...The Funktagon. It's actually the name of a band...but scerw them!
(Guess how many sides the Funktagon has)
(Guess how many sides the Funktagon has)
Mine would be called "The fort of Canadian Lumber", Fool!
In other words, it's made of lumber...from Canada. That, and it's full of everything Canadian (Maple syrup, poutine, etc..) Also, it's guarded by moose in tanks and attack beavers...
Fear this fort.
In other words, it's made of lumber...from Canada. That, and it's full of everything Canadian (Maple syrup, poutine, etc..) Also, it's guarded by moose in tanks and attack beavers...
Fear this fort.
