NATO, Taliban Go To War On Twitter

[lolmynamewastaken]

oh no, now even the internet is a casualty...
i love how there was abit of a loss, so the both sides just turned to trolling each other... mmm internet bickering.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Wait... what? They're doing what? Is this... is this real? *goes on twitter* It is. Wow. I honestly have no idea what to say. This world is strange.

 

[Andy Chalk]

Major lol at NATO-Baked. I have tears forming that's how hard I laughed.

Whoops. And fixed!

 

[spartandude]

This is just awesome. I hope someone rickrolls someone.

this could decide the war

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Oh my God yes.

If there's one thing that 1st world countries can do best, it's troll the shit out of other countries. You have no chance @Taliban.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Seriously, how childish can they get?, instead of slinging rockets and insults at each other they should settle this war once and for all, like real men. Quake 3 deathmatch.

I don't think that would solve anything. Obviously, the true path to peace is through a marathon. Quake 3 would be a great place to go of course but there needs to be more than that: Starcraft, Worms, etc. Set up multiple events with multiple rounds to make sure the winner deserves their victory.

 

[TheFloBros]

Good thing the Taliban didn't "blow up" their Facebook wall!

 

[dyre]

well, at least this means increased communication between NATO and the Taliban >_>

 

[DigitalSushi]

Seriously, how childish can they get?, instead of slinging rockets and insults at each other they should settle this war once and for all, like real men. Quake 3 deathmatch.

I don't think that would solve anything. Obviously, the true path to peace is through a marathon. Quake 3 would be a great place to go of course but there needs to be more than that: Starcraft, Worms, etc. Set up multiple events with multiple rounds to make sure the winner deserves their victory.

Marathon game matches? much like how the divine ones did against the grim reaper, defeating him each time at games with greater consequence's.

Truly Bill and Teds Bogus Journey can teach us many things, come brothers, let us sing hymms of our lords, they are dudes amongst men, Wyld Stallyns be praised.

Dear Taliban, please put down your guns and pick up those air guitars, for the lords we all serve, Bill and Ted

 

[Low Key]

Why is the internet so ridiculous?

 

[mkg]

lol the next xxx movie will be samuel l jackson finding the biggest asshole on youtube to flame the taliban for his country.

 

[JasonKaotic]

I told you. I told you all, but no-one listened! I told you all that illiterates would be the end of us! NO-ONE LISTENED!
EDIT: Couldn't they send a link to a virus instead of to the statistic instead? That was a serious waste of potential hilarity.

 

[Viral_Lola]

*pulls up a comfy chair, grabs some Jones soda and junk food*

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the show.

 

[BabyRaptor]

I couldn't even read that. Seriously.

I'm not one to start massive flame wars myself, but...English, people. Do you speak it?

 

[Phoenix_XIII]

"We didn't start the Flame War, Dudes were hating on it 'fore I left my comment!"

XD. This is how global conflict should be settled. Online. Where people don't have to DIE.

 

[Giest4life]

The Taliban is now completely nonthreatening to me. No good terrorist says LOL.

"La il ha Ol Allah" Translated as "There is no god but allah" or simply put: LOL!

 

[DannyJBeckett]

The Taliban is now completely nonthreatening to me. No good terrorist says LOL.

Me too. This is the funniest thing I've seen on twitter since LulzSec posted up the link to the Sun newspaper when they hacked it!

Like spectrenihlus said, I can't wait for it to descend into RickRolling.

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

Holy fuckballs that's sad. Well we can spare a lot of innocent lives by simply boiling war down to its most basic form: name calling. And when we can do it in complete anonymity the venom spewed gets a lot more racist and entertaining to read. I'm all for it. Next up: Ireland vs. U.K.

Ireland: "Hahaha. You suck. We're free to be catholic, you pathetic wankers."
U.K.: "Right. Fuck off mate, before we come back there and show you potato-eating twats who ran the world for 4 bloody centuries!"

Etc... (BTW I chose this as an example because I find it amusing. I don't believe that some-sort of war is brewing. It's satire.)

You do realise the penal laws were dissolved 1800s, right.

Edit;

that arguement would be over pretty quick
UK: how much do you owe us again?

just had to chime in how much we have thrown at the irish economy over the past few years and yet the still dislike us. No pleasing some people ^^

To be fair, just because the UK (and half of the EU) bailed out Ireland at the will of one of the worst governments in recent history, doesn't really diminish from the fact that a previously occupied nation of 5 million became very close to being your economic equal within 70 years of independence.