Lets see... earliest near-death experience I've had was [allegedly] when I was one year old, far too young for me to remember, I had a chair fall on me, and not some measly kitchen chair, an old recliner, the kind you might see in your grandparents living room, I was shown the thing a few years back and told the story, And I'm shocked that I'm alive, up at the top there's a large wooden piece that comes together into a point, and that's apparently the part that hit me in the head.
Otherwise:
Two years old: Rock lodged in nasal canal, required surgery to remove. Apparantly would have killed me if it had gone any further up. [Don't ask, this is another one I have no memory of due to age]
Four years old: Nearly hospitalized due to my mother pushing my sled down a hill directly into a large steel bar. Leaned back at the last second and missed it.
Four years old again: Nearly crushed by large oak dresser after attempting to use it's shelves as a staircase. [Filled with clothes, this thing weighs a good 50-60 pounds, which is a ton of weight for a four year old to have come crashing down onto them]
Ten, Thirteen, Fifteen: Nearly hit by a bus.
And just this year [20 Years old]: Hospitalized after learning that I am, in fact, allergic to shellfish.
...
You know, In retrospect, I almost seems like there's some mysterious force that's out to get me...
Otherwise:
Two years old: Rock lodged in nasal canal, required surgery to remove. Apparantly would have killed me if it had gone any further up. [Don't ask, this is another one I have no memory of due to age]
Four years old: Nearly hospitalized due to my mother pushing my sled down a hill directly into a large steel bar. Leaned back at the last second and missed it.
Four years old again: Nearly crushed by large oak dresser after attempting to use it's shelves as a staircase. [Filled with clothes, this thing weighs a good 50-60 pounds, which is a ton of weight for a four year old to have come crashing down onto them]
Ten, Thirteen, Fifteen: Nearly hit by a bus.
And just this year [20 Years old]: Hospitalized after learning that I am, in fact, allergic to shellfish.
...
You know, In retrospect, I almost seems like there's some mysterious force that's out to get me...