Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why bother? The nobel EVIL prize is more prestigious.
Why bother? We'll usually just act like you did anyway.
[sup]*shudder* That's alright. The whole male-male thing isn't my area of interest. [/sup]

I should bury all these bodies.

 

[t.tocs]

Why bother? They will just come back as zombies and burying them will halt the awesomeness.

I should take my dog for a walk...

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? It can walk itself around a stake in the yard.

I should reload my gun.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Why bother? by the time you do, the zombie hiding in the dustbin will have already bitten off your left bollock.

I should buy some more Hugo boss

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? You shouldn't buy fashionable things.

I should go punch another baby.

 

[Sporky111]

Why bother? Guitar hero is bother easier to learn and has the songs already set up for you

I need to eat something

 

[goatzilla8463]

Why bother? you could last off your fat for a year, tubby (sorry if that offends)

I need to get new socks.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

What makes you so special? People in impoverished countries need to eat something too, but they can't!

I'm going to go to the bathroom now.

EDIT: ninja'd. Why bother? Socks just hide the fact that you have hideous feet!

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? You'll have to go again later.

I should pay more attention in class.

 

[Birras]

Why bother? Everyone knows that after you learn to read, write and preform basic arethmatic sequences you already know enough to get by. And clearly you can read and write.

I should bother.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? You'll just get contradicted in the next post.

I should stop throwing hornet nests at people who bug me.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother i bet they like it

I should get better internet

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? Faster internet will just lead to you getting more viruses faster.

I should clean my room.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother no-one goes in there

I should get a ps3

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? It'll only be outdated in a few years anyway.

I should get more good games.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother the one you have are fine

I should get a better job

 

[Crowghast]

What for? It'll never live up to your previous expectations and you'll want a new one.

I should really stop stabbing my hand during drinking games.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? The blood thinning properties of booze has to be used in some way. Copious blood loss seems to be a good enough use to me.

I should make a mind control device.

 

[Crowghast]

Why should you? The government will find you and drown you with loads of patent and copyright bullshit until you don't know who it belongs to. Then they take it.

I should really buy some more groceries.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? Eating the mailman is a better way of getting food. Cheaper, too.


I should beat up lawyers.