New Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Trailer Titillates

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New Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Trailer Titillates

The latest trailer for Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 features more buttcracks than an international plumbing convention.

At this point, playing DEAD OR ALIVE Xtreme for the volleyball (seriously, I know people who do this) is kind of like buying an icecream just for the cone. A cone definitely constitutes part of the transaction, yes, but let's not pretend that's why we're at this hypothetical ice cream shop. At 3am. In our underwear.

So yes, Xtreme 3 features a lot of lady flesh, and judging by this most recent trailer, a great deal of effort has been put into making said flesh jiggle and bounce with some degree of realism as the game's various girls do various non-volleyball-related things, including; sleeping on a bed, sleeping on a sunlounger, sitting around staring into space, vigorously scrubbing the lower half of a giant golden statue, etc. No wonder they're so shit at Volleyball. Their training regimen is rubbish.

On a more serious note, the trailer actually shows off some of the features of the new "owner mode," which adds a little more structure to the game by letting you play as the owner of Zack island. As owner, you'll have to work hard to keep the girls "satisfied" and supplied with a constant stream of skimpy underwear. Satisfy them enough and you'll unlock bonus items and get the opportunity to peek on them while they change clothes. You know, typical management stuff.

Those of you following the game will no doubt be aware that DEAD OR ALIVE Xtreme 3 will not be getting an official release in the west. That being said, the Asia release will have full English subtitles and can be imported with little difficulty.

The game launches March 24th for PS4 and Vita.

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I would also like to remind anyone still upset about the lack of this game getting a proper release in the west, whether it's for personal or philosophical reasons or what-have-you, you can still support the developer by buying one of the four $94 USD season passes for the PS4/Xbox One editions Dead or Alive 5 Last Round. If you're on Steam, any one of the many DLC packs that start at $19 USD and combined come out to about $548.86. And if you just want videos of the ladies lounging around, you'll have to get the tropical paradise and movie [http://store.steampowered.com/app/358142/] set which is $65. And that's on top of the game's $40 price tag. The PC version is also a port of the PS3 version so expect lesser skin and bounce effects compared to the PS4/Xbox One versions. Also the lack of the new maps added in the current-gen re-release.

Again, just want folks to stay informed about the many, many ways you can support Team Ninja and Koei-Tecmo games after their brutal run-in with all the censorship.
 

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Haha, it's a running joke at this point.

I'm just waiting to see when they make this VR compatible and eventually drop the pretense of them wearing clothes and not eating bananas...
 

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Do they make the actual fighting game any more? Probably for the best considering how DlC happy the last one was. I guess people will put down all sorts of money for titties, pixlated or not. Do they not know porn is essentially available for free these days? I mean, how is there a paying audience for this? More money than sense i guess.
 

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Xsjadoblayde said:
Do they make the actual fighting game any more? Probably for the best considering how DlC happy the last one was. I guess people will put down all sorts of money for titties, pixlated or not. Do they not know porn is essentially available for free these days? I mean, how is there a paying audience for this? More money than sense i guess.
Porn is readily available, porn games are not. My guess is this is something slightly different where they can control the individual and such. Anything different is novel and in a world where "if it exists, there's porn of it" then something different isn't gag worthy popular.

Frankly, I think there should be porn games. Not that I'd care or use them, but our ridiculous notion that games are only for kids simply isn't true anymore and it's time for us to get with the times.
 

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I'll declaring Bayonetta Protocol! This game is officially not sexists because I'm declaring it not sexists because as a player I'm imparting my agency to them. So all these ladies now have full agency and control over the situation. Therefore not sexist!
 

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The series nobody gave a crap about since, the PS2(?), is coming back.

Because of a fake controversy for controversy sake.

gg marketing department.
 

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Lightknight said:
Porn is readily available, porn games are not.
Now now, don't lie to me...i've see the indie market's offerings. ;) Ok, maybe not as high production values, but they are plentiful enough to find every time one takes a look for anything whatsoever.
 

RJ 17

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Oh Japan...never stop being yourself!

I mean...the definition on that ass-crack, though....

Pyrian said:
And no volleyball whatsoever in this trailer.
If you're playing volleyball in this game then you're doing it wrong.
 

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Tanis said:
The series nobody gave a crap about since, the PS2(?), is coming back.

Because of a fake controversy for controversy sake.

gg marketing department.
What was the fake controversy?
 

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Xsjadoblayde said:
Do they make the actual fighting game any more?
According to the Wiki [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_(series)#Games], the latest version of DoA5 came out less than a year ago.[footnote]Oof... though it's barely less than a year ago. Gotta get use to the fact that it's 2016 now.[/footnote]

Lightknight said:
our ridiculous notion that games are only for kids simply isn't true anymore and it's time for us to get with the times.
It was never true in the first place. Even back in the 80's there were video games made specifically to be placed in bars. Not exactly a venue where you'd place something that's just meant for kids. The notion that video games are just for kids is based purely on the perspectives of sheltered parents/grandparents who don't know much outside of their own little world (and that group is a larger portion of the population than you might care to admit), and have only known video games as something that their children play.
 

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Chriss_m said:
Tanis said:
The series nobody gave a crap about since, the PS2(?), is coming back.

Because of a fake controversy for controversy sake.

gg marketing department.
What was the fake controversy?
The game isn't being sold in the West and will only be available in Japan and South East Asia. One of Koei-Tecmo's community managers made a Facebook post that it wasn't being localized in the West for fear of feminist backlash. Koei-Tecmo did later retract that statement and gave out a standard PR blurb instead. Whether the game not being localized is due to it being projected to not sell enough in the West or due to feminists creating an environment of fear where Japanese developers have decided to not localize anything risque due to potential backlash is up to you. PlayAsia, an importer of Japanese games and other products did capitalize on this whole kerfuffle by offering imports to the West of the South East Asia version of the game, which does include English translations of the menus and UI.
 

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Lightknight said:
Haha, it's a running joke at this point.

I'm just waiting to see when they make this VR compatible and eventually drop the pretense of them wearing clothes and not eating bananas...
Probably never with the 2nd one. I should know, I'm a huge Senran Kagura fan. Japan is a walking talking paradox in the game world. They're responsible for some of the most risque and sexually cartoonish (or cartoonishly sexy?) games on the market, and yet if one actual nipple is shown, it might as well have "sales failure" slapped right on the box for how many places they'd be able to sell it in.
 

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$94 for a shitbox looking game like this? No fuckin' thanks. Anyone buying should be ashamed, the pricing of this game is the whole reason the gaming industry sucks more than it ever has.
 

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Jokes on you! I sometimes do buy ice cream for the cone!! It's the best part of having ice cream on a cone!!!

Other than that, since I'm not made of money, I'm still not going to get this until, at least, my g-string is made out of money... :p
 

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Tanis said:
gg marketing department.
Salt mining. The technique is called salt mining. It was also used to great effect by a company called Protein World during their 'Are you beach body ready?' advertising campaign. Not to mention every single last social justice warrior and anti social justice warrior electronic beggar currently polluting the internet with their ideologically-driven oratorical masturbation.