New Japanese-Developed Bra Only Opens When a Woman is "In Love"
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What kind of clothes do you wear? 0_o Most of mine would be torn to shreds if I tried to remove them without undoing whatever fasteners, buttons or whatever keep them shut...Angelous Wang said:
So wait, the bra flies open if the woman's heart rate gets higher than a certain level?
Maybe I'm just being pessimistic, but if someone was going to rape you and your body entered fight or flight response, the last thing you'd probably want is your underwear leaping off your body.
Maybe I'm just being pessimistic, but if someone was going to rape you and your body entered fight or flight response, the last thing you'd probably want is your underwear leaping off your body.
But what is the Internet even for, if it's not for that?Dango said:
Personally I think this calls for some serious scientific experimentation. Y'know, to determine the "effectiveness". The results could be... revealing. Anybody want to volunteer as a test subject to 1) wear the bra in question, or 2) try to unhook it? (Why do I have an inkling that there'd be more volunteers for #2 than #1.)
And of course, for a REAL test, you'd need a control group. Maybe married women whose husbands have to unhook the bra. If Disney is correct there should be a 100% success rate, right? Right?
inb4 "So you are saying it will NEVER Open"... Oh wait.
In all seriousness, seems interesting. In a sense of what would be the impact of wearing a bluetooth transmitter for extended periods. Will women begin periodic checks for "love" instead of "lumps"
In all seriousness, seems interesting. In a sense of what would be the impact of wearing a bluetooth transmitter for extended periods. Will women begin periodic checks for "love" instead of "lumps"
Ok, first of all this is clearly just a marketing gimmick, not a real product.
Second, the number of people in this thread talking about bras "flying off" is genuinely starting to concern me. Outside of cartoons or whatever, that doesn't happen.
But if this were a real product, there are a few obvious ways in which it would fail to achieve its apparent purpose:
- You don't need to take your bra off to have sex.
- At a pinch, you can remove a bra without undoing the clasps.
- Regardless of whatever safeguards are put in place, there are obviously going to be instances when it undoes itself in the wrong situation.
- Just because someone's physically aroused/"in love" doesn't mean they want their underwear to start undoing itself.
So... stupid idea is stupid, I guess? And lots of people have no idea how bras work. Good to know.
EDIT: Oh and of course there's the whole thorny issue of the idea that women should only be having sex out of love, not because they just fancy having some sex, but we probably don't need to be taking this product that seriously.
Second, the number of people in this thread talking about bras "flying off" is genuinely starting to concern me. Outside of cartoons or whatever, that doesn't happen.
But if this were a real product, there are a few obvious ways in which it would fail to achieve its apparent purpose:
- You don't need to take your bra off to have sex.
- At a pinch, you can remove a bra without undoing the clasps.
- Regardless of whatever safeguards are put in place, there are obviously going to be instances when it undoes itself in the wrong situation.
- Just because someone's physically aroused/"in love" doesn't mean they want their underwear to start undoing itself.
So... stupid idea is stupid, I guess? And lots of people have no idea how bras work. Good to know.
EDIT: Oh and of course there's the whole thorny issue of the idea that women should only be having sex out of love, not because they just fancy having some sex, but we probably don't need to be taking this product that seriously.
I'm more concerned about the mindset of those promoting this thing, and those potentially thinking it is a good idea.
The whole thing seems to be promoting the following:
a) That women should only have intimate relationships with their "true love"
b) That the decision to remove their bra should be forced upon them by a device
c) That emotional states can be deterministically quantified, and thus that those that do not conform are not "truly in love"
But, then again, mass marketers aren't known for their progressive thinking.
The whole thing seems to be promoting the following:
a) That women should only have intimate relationships with their "true love"
b) That the decision to remove their bra should be forced upon them by a device
c) That emotional states can be deterministically quantified, and thus that those that do not conform are not "truly in love"
But, then again, mass marketers aren't known for their progressive thinking.
How to test your 5 year marriage is healthy? Buy that bra for your wife, try and take it off. Have proof if your wife doesnt love you and now time for a divorce. 
Yes, this is very progressive. Woman are just meat puzzles to be unlocked when certain biological requirements have been met.
1/28 Headline, Japan
AP: "After Suki was nearly hit by the car, she rested on the sidewalk. On-lookers were joining by her side as she panted out of breath, her heart racing, when her bra spontaneously popped open."
AP: "After Suki was nearly hit by the car, she rested on the sidewalk. On-lookers were joining by her side as she panted out of breath, her heart racing, when her bra spontaneously popped open."
People making the argument that some people just want to have sex for the fun of it just kind of sound like they're scared that they won't just be able to lie to women to get them to have sex. That argument is like saying tuxedos shouldn't exist because what if you want to play sports. If you're interested in having a one night stand or even open to the idea, you probably aren't going to buy a bra that only opens when you're in love. This is clearly designed with women like myself in mind, who only want to have sex with someone they are in a deep relationship with