APPARENTLY, Sigma males are Alpha males that are even more rare and specialler and don't follow the rules, dad.
New Man dropped: meet the "Sigma" male
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APPARENTLY, Sigma males are Alpha males that are even more rare and specialler and don't follow the rules, dad.
There's a problem with this. Sigma is a Reploid, not a human. although he does think of himself as peak Reploid.
Well, if we're making up hierarchical types of men...
I hereby declare myself a π male. Constant, infinite and transcendent.
I hereby declare myself a π male. Constant, infinite and transcendent.
You mean this guy?
I mean sure, he has a deep voice and can control gravity which is all very impressive. But he doesn't seem very cuddly.
I mean sure, he has a deep voice and can control gravity which is all very impressive. But he doesn't seem very cuddly.
Is this the going to be nothing but us making pop culture references? Because if it is I'm all for it.
I find it amusing that the Alpha and SIgma are at the smallest part of the pyramid but are also the specialist of the mens.
No, I'm not insinuating anything. *Snicker*.
I personally consider myself more of a Lambda male myself. Because it sounds cool and I get a free crowbar *sees crowbar sitting around unattended and yoinks it* Apparently if I get 2 crowbars I can be a double Lambda *eyes another unattended crowbar*
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Age of Sigmar ruined everything, didn't it?
Also, they can't take Omega Man, because only Charlton Heston, Vincent Price or Will Smith get that.
Also, they can't take Omega Man, because only Charlton Heston, Vincent Price or Will Smith get that.
What do i need to do/eat to become a Sigma Male God Sigma Male?
This is the ideal male body. You might not like it, but this is how it looks like:
Aww. It's adorable that they update their model like it's a real thing. Reminds me of my first chemistry set, which was just whatever was found under the kitchen sink plus whatever animal corpses were scavenged from outside. I wonder who they been jealously observing to come to this conclusion. Is that...Keanu Reeves? Is he a hint? Should we be expecting a fresh wave of "nice guys" with even more barely-repressed entitled rage sometime soon? Perhaps wearing some (metaphorical) "I donate to charity, therefore sex plz!" T-shirts?
Oh god, don't bring nice guysTM back. Be knee deep in fedoras by the weekend. Friend zones as far as the eye can see.
They did from here, but I think it was a side effect of everyone else going too.
Men are law and order, therefore must be law and ordered into delicious layers of power. Women are chaos and must remain with the lobsters because something to do with the gay? I forget the teachings
It won't be fedoras this time, they've been tainted too much by massacres. Maybe polo shirts? Winter jumpers? Personally I'm hoping for the 'peaky blinders' look to be the one thrown under the bus though. It's had its time, and those hats are bloody awful.
Oh, hey, look, yet another gaggle of "experts" eager to tell me why I'm not the "ideal man" and why I should buy their books/courses/discarded Snickers wrappers to become the "ideal man" so that women throw themselves at my feet.
Do you know how hard it is to get somewhere when women are always throwing themselves at your feet? That's a serious tripping hazard.
Do you know how hard it is to get somewhere when women are always throwing themselves at your feet? That's a serious tripping hazard.
Can't help but notice this rundown of the GIGACHAD™ doesn't include anything on his penis. This suspicious omission can only mean its size is inversely proportional to all his other superlative qualities.
My Cro Magnon is rusty, so dick size was the only thing I could think of that was on the right level. I'm not sorry.
I mean that's hardly a new thing. Alpha male and similar words, and hierarchical male social structures have been around for several generations. I mean shit I remember people using those phrases back in the 80s and 90s, especially if they were trying to be all tough and brotastic, because being an Alpha equates you to a Wolf, and wolves are strong and powerful!! So, the fact that someone added another layer onto it? I mean, ok? And?