New Super Mario Bros. Wii Reportedly Wicked Hard

[Eric the Orange]

You want hardcore mario go play lost levels.

 

[teknoarcanist]

In related news, Toyota recently announced a new line of F***uouMobiles. While the car will lack a steering column, Toyota promises to send roadside assistance upon accidents.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

another mario game that is exactly the same as the others ONLY WITH A HELP FEATURE...... yay

The levels are new, the items are new... save for one of them and most of the 2D Marios kept the same basic game. This one has four players at once, the game has had new live breathed into it, it looks fun as hell.

 

[Monkeytacoz]

another mario game that is exactly the same as the others ONLY WITH A HELP FEATURE...... yay

The levels are new, the items are new... save for one of them and most of the 2D Marios kept the same basic game. This one has four players at once, the game has had new live breathed into it, it looks fun as hell.

well you can have fun with it then, because i certainly won't

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

another mario game that is exactly the same as the others ONLY WITH A HELP FEATURE...... yay

The levels are new, the items are new... save for one of them and most of the 2D Marios kept the same basic game. This one has four players at once, the game has had new live breathed into it, it looks fun as hell.

well you can have fun with it then, because i certainly won't

Deal. I'll send you a postcard from Super Phun Thyme.

 

[yourbeliefs]

Can't we just have "Easy," "Medium," and "Hard" difficulties as opposed to "Masochistic" and "Pussy?"

 

[Satin6T]

Can't we just have "Easy," "Medium," and "Hard" difficulties as opposed to "Masochistic" and "Pussy?"

+30 win

sounds like great fun
I'm a platform gamer after all

 

[Pendragon9]

Was that the gameplay? Yeesh, doesn't look that hard.

 

[Chipperz]

Can't we just have "Easy," "Medium," and "Hard" difficulties as opposed to "Masochistic" and "Pussy?"

Evidently not. "Hardcore" players and other assorted twelve year olds won't allow it!

OT this looks... Like the old Marios. Good for Nintendo, maybe when they've finished climbing down from their mountains of money they will make a new character?

 

[turkinaa]

I don't know if I have the tolerance for a Mario game anymore since I never finished Sunshine or Galaxy, but this is a different type of Mario game (classic as compared to Mario games from the N64 on) so it might be worth it even if it is more difficult.

 

[oppp7]

Didn't they try this in Japan with Super Mario Bros 2 and they had to change it to the one we know?

 

[Caliostro]

Well, the Nintendo Hard [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NintendoHard]

Fuck you... Stop linking to TV Tropes, I just lost 3 goddamn hours on that website... It's like crack... damnit...

On that note, so Nintendo is now selling rom hacks basically... lovely.

 

[elvor0]

I thought it was just a direct port of the DS version, which wasnt particuarly hard really, either they've suped it up a bit, or the guy just wasnt that good.

Well it does look like there are some new things, but still, it wasnt that hard. This just seems akin to Mario 64 DS and the original, in the way they've altered it

 

[SMOKEMNHALO2001]

The game will get hard because of that crappy camera, the whole time I was watching this the damn thing was spread out way too far when three or four players jump in.
Still,I would totally get this if I could play as Yoshi! I don't want to ride on Yoshi, I want to play as him. He has had plenty of games (successful ones at that) to prove a lot of people want to play as Yoshi.

 

[MrGFunk]

This is what it should be. Isn't a easy platform game a little pointless. Even LBP had some hard sections and perfecting those levels for better costumes was nails.

 

[WhiteTigerShiro]

I'm so excited. I call my boyfriend and told him to dust off our Wii.

Did anyone else get the second meaning for this and kinda feel sorry for the poor guy?

 

[AceDiamond]

another mario game that is exactly the same as the others ONLY WITH A HELP FEATURE...... yay

Yes every Mario game allowed for 4-players playing simultaneously. Every single one. Yep.

Definetely.

Mhmmm.

In other news, I and others again remain triumphant against the vast dearth of idiocy that claimed Nintendo was going to ruin gaming with a completely optional feature.

 

[Robert632]

i want this game now. to long have games been "meh".! i want something so challenging it rips my ass in two pieces and wheres my penis like a sombraro.

 

[MetaKnight19]

You want hardcore mario go play lost levels.

Very true, one of the hardest games I've ever played. I have finished it, including the other worlds (World D-4 for example). It took a very long time and a hell of a lot of patience

 

[FROGGEman2]

THANK THE LAWD!!!

See, I understand that I'm actually kinda shit at videogames. But, I consider myself a little bit of a ninja when it comes to 2D Mario. Those sections in the haunted mansions? Pph, they were simple. Also, some of those levels remind me of the truly magical Yoshi's Story (yaaaaay!).