Nine Lives - It's a Cat-tastrophe!

[Marter]

Nine Lives - It's a Cat-tastrophe!

Nine Lives = Click + The Shaggy Dog + Internet cat memes.

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[RJ 17]

A movie about an animal turned out to be bad? How could this be?!

/sarcasm

 

[Saelune]

I used to say Kevin Spacey was an actor Id watch in anything.

I used to say that.

 

[Bob_McMillan]

Seriously Marter? HALF a fucking star? You must be paid off by... whoever produced this film!

Let's play a game guys, post horrible movies that had amazing talent involved.

 

[SKBPinkie]

Damn Marter. I know a dog fanboy when I see one. All these damn critics don't show the respect that cat movies deserve.

We need to shutdown these dog favoring websites. Brb, gonna make a petition.

 

[Marter]

Damn Marter. I know a dog fanboy when I see one. All these damn critics don't show the respect that cat movies deserve.

We need to shutdown these dog favoring websites. Brb, gonna make a petition.

I knew you were the one behind <url=https://twitter.com/Occupy_9Lives>this Twitter account.

 

[Borty The Bort]

Cat-astrophe?

I think that pun just gave me a heart attack.

 

[KissingSunlight]

So, it's no Keanu.

Which is a shame! When I heard who was in the cast and who the director was, I was looking forward to the movie. Until, I saw the trailers. Then, I said, "NOPE!"

 

[RaikuFA]

Damn Marter. I know a dog fanboy when I see one. All these damn critics don't show the respect that cat movies deserve.

We need to shutdown these dog favoring websites. Brb, gonna make a petition.

I knew you were the one behind <url=https://twitter.com/Occupy_9Lives>this Twitter account.

That has to be a troll account, right? Or one that is getting big $$$ to do this.

 

[Marter]

That has to be a troll account, right? Or one that is getting big $$$ to do this.

I like to hope it's satirizing the people who are trying to shut down Rotten Tomatoes over Suicide Squad, which is just so utterly ridiculous.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Wondering if studios are preferring to lose money on a bad movie, rather than lose the idea to a rival studio. Or maybe America has that tax law that Uwe Bolle exploited for years.

 

[SKBPinkie]

Damn Marter. I know a dog fanboy when I see one. All these damn critics don't show the respect that cat movies deserve.

We need to shutdown these dog favoring websites. Brb, gonna make a petition.

I knew you were the one behind <url=https://twitter.com/Occupy_9Lives>this Twitter account.

This is fucking amazing.

"Why commit #SuicideSquad when you can live out #NineLives?

Glorious.